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Life Sucks
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Sometimes I think it might be cool to be a vampire, what with that "eternal life" thing and all.
Imagine - you would actually have all the time in the world to READ EVERY BOOK your unbeating heart desires!
Now, just imagine that your master - the guy who turned you into a blood-sucking freak - forces you to work every night in his lousy convenience store. Hmm...maybe living forever isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Welcome to Dave's world. A vegetarian while he was alive, he now scarfs down plasma and blood-products, and works six nights a week behind a register, selling beef jerky, stale chips, and Twinkies - FOREVER at the mercy of bigger, nastier, human-killing vampires.
Sheesh! How's a guy supposed to find time to score with those cute goth chicks who find the "vamp" culture so fascinating?
This is a cute, imaginative, and palatable take on the teenage vampire craze.
Imagine - you would actually have all the time in the world to READ EVERY BOOK your unbeating heart desires!
Now, just imagine that your master - the guy who turned you into a blood-sucking freak - forces you to work every night in his lousy convenience store. Hmm...maybe living forever isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Welcome to Dave's world. A vegetarian while he was alive, he now scarfs down plasma and blood-products, and works six nights a week behind a register, selling beef jerky, stale chips, and Twinkies - FOREVER at the mercy of bigger, nastier, human-killing vampires.
Sheesh! How's a guy supposed to find time to score with those cute goth chicks who find the "vamp" culture so fascinating?
This is a cute, imaginative, and palatable take on the teenage vampire craze.
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Reading Progress
Started Reading
July 24, 2012
– Shelved
July 24, 2012
– Shelved as:
too-many-damned-vampires
July 24, 2012
– Shelved as:
graphic-novel
July 24, 2012
– Shelved as:
young-adult
July 24, 2012
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Finished Reading
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It would still be worth it. Thats kind of the point, isn't it?
And thats the beauty of FOREVER. Things change. Gerome sort of shows us how its done. If youre a wuss as they put it, it doesn't matter how much time you have. Youll never live.
That certainly sounds alluring
;OP