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Hey Manny,
Why only two stars?

Use Trump! It'll improve those lackluster star ratings.

No, seriously, why?

Because I want Lyin' Crooked Donald to Make America Great Again!

Breaking news!

The Donald tries a new tactic to woo black voters by admitting that Obama is a citizen:

Have people think you've admitted that Obama is a citizen without actually saying it, while pinning the blame for birtherism on Hillary and taking credit for exposing her! With Trump, it's as easy as one two three!

By the way, did you notice how the US was humiliated once more this week? After miserably leading the medal table at the Olympic Games, they also had to hang their heads in shame when they picked up the gold at the Chess Olympiad for the first time since 1937. But soon, under the leadership of Comrade Trump, they will be winning again!

Tired of the law of the excluded middle and prefer 2 + 2 to make 5? -------- I can just see the TV campaign ads for Don using this catchphrase.

Manny wrote: "By the way, did you notice how the US was humiliated once more this week? After miserably leading the medal table at the Olympic Games, they also had to hang their heads in shame when they picked u..."

Winning is losing
War is peace
Trump is your only hope...

Glenn wrote: "Tired of the law of the excluded middle and prefer 2 + 2 to make 5? -------- I can just see the TV campaign ads for Don using this catchphrase."

I tried to make it snappy and catchy, and without wanting to boast I think I succeeded. My friends tell me that a bright future as an ad exec awaits me. I do my best to look suitably modest.

Jim wrote: "Winning is losing
War is peace
Trump is your only hope... "

I love the sequences from the Trump rallies where they do the Two Minutes Hate skit and everyone ironically yells "Lock her up!" and "Kill the bitch!" I didn't know there were so many Orwell fans out there.

Manny wrote: "Jim wrote: "Winning is losing
War is peace
Trump is your only hope... "

I love the sequences from the Trump rallies where they do the Two Minutes Hate skit and everyone ironically yells "Lock her ..."

Unfortunately, the tradition goes back to 17th-century Salem, Massachusetts...

Need to balance the budget while increasing military spending and reducing taxes?

Any Republican candidate can do that one! Actually I'm not even sure Trump knows anything about the budget, or cares about it.

Good rant anyway!

Want to write popular reviews of books without once having to mention the content? There's nothing to it with Trump!

Ha! Great way to write an Ubik review, Manny! Fortunately, even DT doesn't claim he is the underlying unifying principle in the universe - but what a minute, he does exactly that. Vote Ubik!!

By the way, I just did write a review of this PKD classic you might want to take a minute to check out. What a novel!

I think someone should start rewriting all of Philip K. Dick's novels so that they are about Trump - it'd be a killer piece of performance art. Maybe when Jim and his crew have finished their current project, they'd like to take it on? It's always good to plan ahead.

I would start with The Man in the High Trump Tower (a parallel universe story where the Third Reich, led by Donald Trump, wins World War II), Trump in the Sky (they end up in a world where Putin is America's best friend, trickledown economics is the most effective way to help the working class, and all attractive women want nothing more than to be sexually assaulted by Donald Trump) then perhaps The Three Stigmata of Donald Trump (everyone starts morphing into copies of this creature with an uncontrollable Twitter habit, weird hair and tiny hands).

Safe when used as directed?

I know I should have read the instructions first.

Good let the whiny voice of losing flow through you. =). The God Emperor disapproves of your slander, liberal tool.

Damon wrote: "Good let the whiny voice of losing flow through you. =). The God Emperor disapproves of your slander, liberal tool."

Hurray! A russian troll!!

How's the weather in Moscow comrade?

If I may quote Matthew 5:4 (it's all Matthew this week for some reason), blessed are the whiny losers, for they shall do well in the midterm elections.

Manny wrote: "If I may quote Matthew 5:4 (it's all Matthew this week for some reason), blessed are the whiny losers, for they shall do well in the midterm elections."

"And they shall smite the enemies of truth and justice with a terrible vengeance." - Jim 17:2

God, what's with boomers and their boring Trump obsession?

I came to Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ tonight to get away from news of the plague & the Orange Idiot -- and I run into a raging mindless fan of the Orange Idiot? Crap!!!

Spoken like a true sheltered, clueless liberal