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“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. ��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors.”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of ten cases, it was more effective than Viagra. The tenth case was found to contain a lot of cash, and the participant made off with the money without completing the study.”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military? If no, why are you acting like a brick?��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss the easy to find cell phone size of the 1980s.”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs.��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. I’ll take the two largest pieces, or half, whichever makes me appear the most generous.”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is why somebody would want to stop a door, since doors represent openness. What is that person hiding behind that door that they want to stop people from opening it up? I don’t know, but it’s got to be diabolical, and if anything is to be stopped, it’s not the door—it’s the evil plan by the Door Master to take over the world.��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick is a good object to hide a house key under. No burglar will be able to get to your key, especially if you hide it under the first brick the mason’s lay when constructing your house. ��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message.��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick?��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick outside your front door, and you won’t need any additional security. Years will go by and nobody will steal the brick. And because the brick won’t get stolen, it’s proof that it deterred thieves from approaching your property.��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, “Wow! This was one advanced society.”��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket

“A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!��”
― Jarod Kintz, Brick and Blanket