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Not in Love by Ali Hazelwood
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it was ok

Dr. Rue Siebert isn’t like others girls � she has trauma and doesn’t like people but still enjoys sex. Have you ever met someone like that? I know I sure haven’t! Neither has Eli, who is so overcome with lust upon clapping eyes on Rue that he risks his career to tap dat ass. Rue, who has few personality traits besides dissociation and being kind of mean, is always surprised when the highly-educated people around her aren’t total idiots because she thinks she’s the smartest cookie in the jar. Eli worships the ground Rue walks on and delights in her random rudeness and general unlikeability � if she stabbed him in the eye, he’d probably orgasm to death. If you fear that this is too far removed from a typical Ali Hazelwood book, rest assured: the dude is extremely tall and the two people hooking up feel guilty about it because of Plot Circumstances, just like every other AH creation. You may finish this book wondering exactly what it is about the mysterious, aloof, robotic Rue that has Eli in such a chokehold (aside from various parts of her body, which he cannot stop objectifying) and if you figure it out let me know because I’ve got nothing.
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Reading Progress

February 19, 2024 – Shelved
February 19, 2024 – Shelved as: to-read
June 26, 2024 – Started Reading
June 27, 2024 –
page 13
3.43% "I’m one chapter in and it’s giving “first episode of Grey’s Anatomy� (does anyone remember the first episode of Grey’s Anatomy?)"
June 27, 2024 –
page 56
14.78% "lol I don’t know if I can with these MCs y’all I’m barely into it and I’ve cringed about six times"
June 27, 2024 –
page 154
40.63% "a person with a PhD addressing people whose opinion secures their their career: OMG DID U2 DEWITT OMGGGG

I hate this book sorry team"
June 28, 2024 –
page 235
62.01% "How am I supposed to root for a woman who refuses to pet a dog? She’s REFUSING???? To pet a DOG???? Is this even LEGAL????????"
June 28, 2024 – Finished Reading

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⋆✴︎˚hannah ౨ৎ˚⋆ your reviews always get me 😭


Erica Granger SPOT ON! IMO, you are generous with 2 stars.


Kaari I absolutely LOVE this review 🤣🤣


Sarah D I liked it but I still laughed out loud at this review 🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀�


Brie-Anne Facts! I couldn’t figure out the attraction or why he was so obsessed with her. Your review is hilarious!


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