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** spoiler alert ** 2.4/5

What the fuck was that? He painfully peels his wooden cock so they can fuck?

It was written like a 15 year old wrote it (over explaining everything and reiterating the same points over and over as well as recapping things that happened like 4 pages ago). And the characters were both tedious and annoying.

Also. She fucked a tree.

Monster (leshy/tree man). Double virgins. She is scared of nature. His past mate was murdered by her father. He almost lets her die a few times on purpose. Assassins for some reason. Anal (vines). Choking. Sap for cum. DP (vines). OMD (she is engaged to a cult leader of people who fuck trees). OWD (his past partner was killed by her father when he cut down trees). Age gap (must be huge but not defined). He will outlive her. No cheating. Breakup (a week). Pregnancy (tree baby from a literal seed). C section birth. Epilogue with birth and low contact with her family.

Weird.