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what a BORE. if i'm promised blob i want blob and i want it to be exceptionally weird. the strangest part of this novel was how normal everything ended up being and how little a role the blob actually played. anytime the story seemed to take an unexpected turn the author took twenty steps back. with an underdeveloped narrative, every flashback a reminder of how the one-note, shitty protagonist was seemingly always shitty, and mediocre writing with lines such as "i'm wearing pink underwear that says "thursday" on the butt, even though it's monday," what is there to enjoy? thankfully the page count is low.