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if a man told me to close my eyes and accept a pint of black goo into my gob.... well i'm not sure what i'd do but i certainly wouldn't swallow it no questions asked.

black goo aside, this book was both hilarious and also kind of hot. which i'm ashamed to say.. but when am i not being a nasty little freak on goodreads. this isn't truly a 5 star read but it's been a second since i've had one and this book at least kept me entertained.