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The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
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Mar 05, 2016
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Read 2 times. Last read July 2, 2017 to July 3, 2017.
***ONE OF MY TOP FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME***
So many re-reads, it's not even funny...
REVIEW:
5 "I Would Lick the Sweat Off Aiden's B@lls All Day, Every Day" Stars
After reading 2014's Under Locke and 2015's Kulti, I knew I enjoyed Mariana Zapata's shit.
But after reading this one I am officially so fucking #TeamZapata #TeamAiden #TeamMuscledHunkofSexyManMeat #RidiculousInstagram-likeParagraphofIdioticHastags that I'm going to make up my own nationally organized sport league (cause you know NFL...NFO...who even cares) activity I shall hereafter refer to as...
...drum roll please...
STEALTH CHASE

Or perhaps...


But we don't let felonies get us down here at the Stealth Chase Organization.

And at least in prison we could have unlimited Zapata reading time.

Anyprisonrape, if you aren't familiar with Zapata's work, bear this in mind:
***Pay attentions smut scalers***
Zapata's books are very slow burn. In fact, some might consider them plain slow moving as a whole, especially considering the smexy times are always a looooong time coming (haha! pun!).
Now this is usually a HUGE problem for me.

I have no shame in my game, so I will plainly state:
1) As I get older, I seem to have the attention span of a fruit fly.

I swear I'm like Benjamin Fucking Button, maturity-wise. I get more childish the older I get. Life's too short. So slower reads are not usually my bag.
2) I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Which makes me, well, cue tantrum.

But with Zapata - especially in this one - the trade-off is SO worth it.
The richness of this story is so hard to explain and the time she takes to build the relationship between Aiden and Vanessa makes it so beautiful.
Also, even though the pace of the story is slow, it doesn't feel slow. Something about the way Zapata writes makes it seem like really big stuff is happeneing during really small moments - because it is.
I remember reading a scene where Aiden is holding Vanessa in his lap and the way Zapata wrote about how his arms hung over her thighs and his hands wrapped around her knees had me fucking enthralled. Honestly, I found that scene (and other scenes in this book) more sensual than 90% of the sex scenes I've read. And you know I've read a-fucking-LOT of those.
Something I also love about Zapata's writing style (which others might not) is that she only gives the h's POV. We never get Aiden's POV.
And I dig it.
It made him so enigmatic and interesting that it made this story even richer for me in much the same way that the details and the pacing does. You have to read to get to know the characters. You have to read to get to the love story. It's not handed to you within 50 pages, there is no insta-ANYTHING.
It's almost like you have to earn it in Zapata's books. And, like anything in life, the things you earn are the things you appreciate the most. And you seriously appreciate this love story by the time you get to end.
I adored this book and I adore Zapata's writing style. Everything is shown to you. Not told. And to me that's the sign of a truly talented author. She has easily become one of my top authors and I will forever hereafter be the front runner in the Stealth Chase games to stalk her whenever she releases anything new.
So many re-reads, it's not even funny...
REVIEW:
5 "I Would Lick the Sweat Off Aiden's B@lls All Day, Every Day" Stars
After reading 2014's Under Locke and 2015's Kulti, I knew I enjoyed Mariana Zapata's shit.
But after reading this one I am officially so fucking #TeamZapata #TeamAiden #TeamMuscledHunkofSexyManMeat #RidiculousInstagram-likeParagraphofIdioticHastags that I'm going to make up my own nationally organized sport league (cause you know NFL...NFO...who even cares) activity I shall hereafter refer to as...
...drum roll please...
STEALTH CHASE

Or perhaps...


But we don't let felonies get us down here at the Stealth Chase Organization.

And at least in prison we could have unlimited Zapata reading time.

Anyprisonrape, if you aren't familiar with Zapata's work, bear this in mind:
***Pay attentions smut scalers***
Zapata's books are very slow burn. In fact, some might consider them plain slow moving as a whole, especially considering the smexy times are always a looooong time coming (haha! pun!).
Now this is usually a HUGE problem for me.

I have no shame in my game, so I will plainly state:
1) As I get older, I seem to have the attention span of a fruit fly.

I swear I'm like Benjamin Fucking Button, maturity-wise. I get more childish the older I get. Life's too short. So slower reads are not usually my bag.
2) I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Which makes me, well, cue tantrum.

But with Zapata - especially in this one - the trade-off is SO worth it.
The richness of this story is so hard to explain and the time she takes to build the relationship between Aiden and Vanessa makes it so beautiful.
Also, even though the pace of the story is slow, it doesn't feel slow. Something about the way Zapata writes makes it seem like really big stuff is happeneing during really small moments - because it is.
I remember reading a scene where Aiden is holding Vanessa in his lap and the way Zapata wrote about how his arms hung over her thighs and his hands wrapped around her knees had me fucking enthralled. Honestly, I found that scene (and other scenes in this book) more sensual than 90% of the sex scenes I've read. And you know I've read a-fucking-LOT of those.
Something I also love about Zapata's writing style (which others might not) is that she only gives the h's POV. We never get Aiden's POV.
And I dig it.
It made him so enigmatic and interesting that it made this story even richer for me in much the same way that the details and the pacing does. You have to read to get to know the characters. You have to read to get to the love story. It's not handed to you within 50 pages, there is no insta-ANYTHING.
It's almost like you have to earn it in Zapata's books. And, like anything in life, the things you earn are the things you appreciate the most. And you seriously appreciate this love story by the time you get to end.
I adored this book and I adore Zapata's writing style. Everything is shown to you. Not told. And to me that's the sign of a truly talented author. She has easily become one of my top authors and I will forever hereafter be the front runner in the Stealth Chase games to stalk her whenever she releases anything new.
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“What if everyone hates me and no one talks to me? What if someone throws something at me?� Aiden snorted, setting the shirt he’d been holding aside and picking up the next one on the pile. “What are they going to throw? Bookmarks?”
― The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
― The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
Reading Progress
Started Reading
March 5, 2016
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March 5, 2016
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3.0%
""At six foot four, just a quarter inch shy of six five, sometimes weighing up to two hundred and eighty pounds in the middle of the off season, and with a presence that made him seem closer to some mythological hero than an average mortal, Aiden was a beast even fully clothed."
Jaysus FUCK, I can't wait for the smexy times.
*drys humps air*"
Jaysus FUCK, I can't wait for the smexy times.
*drys humps air*"
March 5, 2016
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71.0%
""His biceps were so bunched and strained, I could tell from even under his hoodie, and he had the single cockiest expression on his face that I had ever seen..."
And my vagina goes...
"
And my vagina goes...

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:)))

Lou-Ann wrote: "Okay your review is amazing now I want to read it so bad"
Thanks guys, hope you love it :P


Thanks Cartoon, I appreciate that. And I will check out the blurb :)

Yeah, a didn't start catching on to that until I was in a more patient mood, and got through Kulti. So that win has me wanting to go back and finish The Wall of Winnipeg and Me ( but not Under Locke, which was my first by MZ).
I still have to be in the mood. And it usually takes me days to finish, but if some of these famous slow burns get better than Kulti, then I am up for it.
Thanks for your reviews.

Yeah, a didn't start catching on to that until I was in a more patient mood, and got through Kulti..."
Thanks for your comment :)

I just finished this as an audiobook
Like you I don’t usually tolerate super slow burns but holy shitsnacks am I glad I read your review and took a chance on this. Wow. This was superb. Definitely going in my favourites. Thanks for all your great reviews.

I just finished this as an audiobook
Like you I don’t usually tolerate super slow burns but holy shitsnacks am I glad I read your review and took a chance on this. Wow. This was superb. Defi..."
Thank you, Kim! I’m so happy you loved it.




I definitely enjoyed that one too…but this one will always be my favorite. With Kulti a close second ☺️

Go to Amazon and download it to your reading device.


It was taken off Amazon and it’s on preorder again! They even took away the version I had purchased years ago from my kindle. It was just gone! *Poof* I had to use slightly illegal means to download another copy. I’m not sorry, don’t steal my book lol 😆

It was taken off Amazon and it’s on preorder again! They even took away the version I had purchased years ago from my kindle. It was just gone! *Poof* I ha..."
I know I'm not Val, but yeah, this is making me mad that Amazon keeps doing this. I've purchased a few over the years that suddenly I can't download to my Kindle. It really makes a bad case for people who try to do things legally and don't pirate e-books that you can pay money to read something any time, but they can take it away any time they want -- and it is all legal in the T&C. (This gripe applies to all of my purchased e-media at this point.)

Awwww, thank you!

It was taken off Amazon and it’s on preorder again! They even took away the version I had purchased years ago from my kindle. It was just ..."
Answer for me anytime Aarann :)


Hi there! I do have a great recs…one of my all time favorites:
Eyes of Silver, Eyes of Gold

WHYYY?!!
the whole time i was reading this book i was forcing myself to push through cause they said " Its sO gOod jUSt trY iT" so i read it and i wanted to rip of the characters faces. this book made no sense if u trully loved the girl why wait like years before persuing her she had to be his personal caretakerr before he realized his feelings for her it was just PAIN. and grumpy is not even the word for him he's jjust straight up rude

That seems unnecessary for someone who is commenting on someone else's review. If you don't want people who liked the book to talk to you, why would you leave a comment (something designed to talk to people) on a review from someone who wholeheartedly loves the book?

That seems unnecessary for someone who is commenting on someone else's review. If you don't want people who liked the book to talk to you, why wou..."
Hahaha, who knows Aarann. Thank you.
