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1,000 Ways to annoy someone in an elevator
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Rachel , The Attentive One
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Aug 12, 2013 10:37AM

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2.) sing Justin Beiber at the top of your lungs (love this BTW, it's going to be so fun!)
3.) Acting like you're going to throw up.
5). Drop your pen and pretend it wasn't you. When someone goes to pick it up yell "THAT'S MY PEN!!"
7.) Pretend to say on the phone, "I haven't showered for a week! I don't think the person next to me has either!" then laugh loudly.
10.) rock out to an imaginary song
12. Tell the person next to you about your "Super hot, romantic, lovable" imaginary boyfriend.
14. Giggle about something imaginary for the whole time.
16. Announce that your grandma just sent pictures of her dogs kidney.

18. Pretend like you're a spy.


28. Pretend to talk on the phone and say "Oh! The boom is in elevator 3!" and walk out right before the elevator doors close.





42. Have a nervous breakdown and start rolling around on the ground, taking people down as you go.

44. Pretend to yell on the phone, and say, "Yeah, y'know, Josh Hutcherson and I eloped last year, and now Jennifer Lawrence hates my guts, but sh, don't tell. If anyone knows, they might be in trouble with Joshie. We also..." and continue neatly screaming in the person's ese about this.

46. Lean up close to someone, stare at them intensley, and whisper, "You remind me of Dobby."

47. Tap on the person's shoulder several times and whisper closely, "I am not feeling so good." then squat down with your hands on you knees and start gagging.







58. Press the emergency button and press it again and again and make a tune out of the bell's ringing.
59. Pretend to be dumped by a boyfriend over the phone. Start crying uncontrollably and kick all the men in the elevator.