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((First I'll write something, then the next person writes something that is related to it and soon we'll have a whole story going! So, it's a different sort of nonsense rp. No one has a character, but there is a goal to find a plot. ))

...It all started sometime in June when I was walking down the street, minding my own business and a great big truck came screeching down the road!

Well, of course, I didn't purposely step in front of it, but somehow I ended up in front of it.

The next thing I know I was floating above the ground, the truck was under me.

I looked around quite confused. What the heck was I doing in the air??

Had I jumped? I don't remember doing so... And there was no way I could jump that high!

I shrugged as I landed behind the truck and walked back onto the sidewalk. Oh well. Strange things always happened to me.

Like this summer. This summer is strange.

Aren't most? but this was strange... in a different way...

Jumping over trucks was only the beginning! In fact, that could almost be considered normal for me now.

Like the whole floating through walls thing... but i even got used to that

The thing that was really strange however, was the fact that I got an awful sunburn, and after that, I glowed like the sun.

(( SO WEIRD AND DEPRESSING!! WATCH IT!!))

So, I bet you're wondering how I got these strange powers!

Cause lets face it, i was too

Anyways, I shall now tell you about what I did with these powers.

well, at first, i just though "hey! i can do whatever i want!" ... but then i though that might not be the most rational thing to do. finding out what i was might be a good place to start

I went to Google and asked what it meant when I shined. It told me something about me being a vampire like in Twilight. I screamed. I don't want to be a vampire that sparkles. If I'm a vampire I want to be able to kill things and move silently in the shadow. NOT SPARKLE!!!!

So.. i quickly did a research. i had to be something else. twilight was not to my best tastes- not the sprakly bit anyway. so it said that it didn't know. maybe i was one of those things that was different everytime you described it. well thank you for nothing, you useless computer"

Since the computer was being a butt, I decided to try the library. I was SURE Twilight wasn't going to be in one of those mongo big encyclopedias. But on my way over, the weirdest thing happened!

A giant snail came out from behind a building. I mean have you ever seen that episode of Powerpuff Girls where Bubbles finds a snail and wants it to grow bigger so she sprays this stuff on it to make it grow bigger faster and then the snail becomes giant and destroys Townsville? (or maybe it was a book.) Well, that's what this snail looked like. It was HUGE!!!! So anyways, it came around the corner right in front of me and looks me in the eyes.

IT was pretty scary. i think. but then i didn't really remember to be scared. it didn't look like it was gonna kill me. "Hi," i told t feeling slightly foolish. but THEN it

barfed on me!!! It was so gross!!!!

Ew...... barf. it smelled faintly of... cabbage

"EEEEEEEWWW!! YOU BEAST OF A SNAIL!" I wailed.

Not wanting to be around this montrous beast a moment longer, I immediately took leave and ran without even saying goodbye.

I ran right into a giant banana! What the crap!

seriously? a banana? what IS it with random objects growing and trying to rush into me these days?!?! i was SO fed up! "if you don't move RIGHT NOW" i said to the banana icily "i will cover you in custard and EAT YOU"

The banana just sat there staring at me with it's yellow skin. I sighed and walked into the custard shop right by where the Banana was. "Can I have enough custard to cover that banana?" I asked the man at the counter.

The man looked at me like I was crazy. But he gave me a tub of custard. I thanked him and walked out to the banana, dragging the custard behind me. "Hey! Banana!" The banana stared at me.

"You know," I said to the banana, "It is VERY rude to stare like that!"
The banana went right on staring at me.
That was the last straw. I began to dump the custard on that stupid yellow staring fruit!

The banana just sat there until I had a frozen banana sundae. Then I went back to the custard man. "Can I have a fork? Or spoon?" The man gave me a fork. I went back out to the banana.

But once I got outside, the monstrous staring fruit had disappeared! Along with the custard!

I angrily screamed and threw the fork on the ground. "STUPID BANANA!" I shouted loudly. "I was gonna eat you! Why do all my plans get ruined?"

I sat on the ground and frowned, picking up my fork. Suddenly, a huge gang of mutant wolves came out from a nearby alley. I screamed and stood up. I was having a bad day..
The wolves started to come towards me, and I raised my fork. "Get outta here!!

Had the wolves eaten my banana? Maybe. I stormed away. If the wolves came after me, they'd be impaled on a fork. "I was gonna eat that banana!" I called over my shoulder.

As I stormed down the street in a banana-based anger, I noticed how there was a feild of gold flowers at the end of the street I was walking on.

"Oh!" I said. Maybe the banana was in this field. I decided to search for it.

When I reached the field, I bent and saw that each petal of each flower was shaped like a banana, and the flowers smelled like bananas, too. "Weird," I said to myself.

I stopped ant thought about it for awhile. Maybe the banana was disguising its self as a flower. I bit of one of the petals. (LOL guess what song taught me how to spell banana?)

After I bit into the petal, I gasped. It tasted like banana! A wide grin broke out on my face.

((What song?))
"I caught you, banana!" I yelled loudly, jabbing the air with my fist. After I slightly composed myself, I ran through the banana-flower field, collecting flowers and eating them.