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“Ladies and Gentlemen, meet my glow-in-the-dark boyfriend.”
― The Tower of Nero
― The Tower of Nero
“Nico: I love you.
Percy: What?
Nico: Did you say something Jason?
Jason: What?
Nico: You just said you love Percy?
Jason: Wait, what? No, I didn't, wait,
Percy: Dude. What the Tartarus?
Jason: No, Nico's the one who loves you.
Nico: *Pushes Jason off the Argo ll*
Percy: Did he just-
Nico: No proof.
Percy: But he just-
Nico: No witnesses.
Percy: But he just said-
Jason: *Flying* Did you just push me off the ship???”
―
Percy: What?
Nico: Did you say something Jason?
Jason: What?
Nico: You just said you love Percy?
Jason: Wait, what? No, I didn't, wait,
Percy: Dude. What the Tartarus?
Jason: No, Nico's the one who loves you.
Nico: *Pushes Jason off the Argo ll*
Percy: Did he just-
Nico: No proof.
Percy: But he just-
Nico: No witnesses.
Percy: But he just said-
Jason: *Flying* Did you just push me off the ship???”
―
“Hedge put a drinking straw next to Nico’s mouth. “Have some Gatorade.â€�
“I-I don’t want-�
“You’ll have some Gatorade,� the coach insisted.
Nico had some Gatorade.”
―
“I-I don’t want-�
“You’ll have some Gatorade,� the coach insisted.
Nico had some Gatorade.”
―
“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
― The Last Olympian
― The Last Olympian
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
...
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
― The Titan’s Curse
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
...
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
― The Titan’s Curse
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