

“JOH! Thank God I found you.â€�
“I have 9022 gods listed in my database. Must I thank all of them?”
― Beyond
“I have 9022 gods listed in my database. Must I thank all of them?”
― Beyond

“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.”
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes.”
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
― Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Remember the quiet wonders. The world has more need of them than it has for warriors.”
― Moonheart
― Moonheart
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