

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.â€� That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.â€�”
― This Book Has No Title
― This Book Has No Title

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I dug it up first?”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.â€�”
― This Book Has No Title
― This Book Has No Title

“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because I can speak it silently and without listening and while my back is turned.”
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
― This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
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