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“Took us to fucking Harry Potter World for the third year in a row. I’m sick of Butter Beer and corny family photos with wands.â€� Holy shit. Who the fuck complains about going to Harry Potter World? Or Butter Beer? Or wands?”
― The Hate U Give six-chapter sample
― The Hate U Give six-chapter sample
“Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4?
Class: At once!”
― Best Jokes 2014
Class: At once!”
― Best Jokes 2014
“Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building but got lost on the way down.”
― Best Jokes 2014
― Best Jokes 2014
“I have to say, it was quite difficult because, you know, it’s important to get just the right tone. Here they are: Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator The Vominator The Snotinator (he has a gun called the Booger Blaster) Captain Poop-a-lot Captain Booger Butt”
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
― What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!
“I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed."
Did you have a big role?
No just toast and marmalade!”
― Best Jokes 2014
Did you have a big role?
No just toast and marmalade!”
― Best Jokes 2014
Maaria’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Maaria’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
126 books
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44 friends
7 books
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15 friends
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