Undead and Unreturnable Quotes

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“Elizabeth Anne Taylor
April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004
Our Sweetheart, Only resting”
― Undead and Unreturnable
April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004
Our Sweetheart, Only resting”
― Undead and Unreturnable
“Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.”
― Undead and Unreturnable
― Undead and Unreturnable
“The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.”
― Undead and Unreturnable
― Undead and Unreturnable