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“Breyona didn’t have to force a laugh. “Fellowship? Who do you think you are? Freedo the hobbit?â€�
“It’s Frodo,� he said over his shoulder. “And if I was a character from L.O.T.R., I’d obviously by Strider.� Shaking his head, he continued down the trail, mumbling obscenities.
“What is L.O.T.R.?� Shiv asked. “Who is this Freedo?�
Both questions brought exasperated sighs from Bronson. “It stands for Lord of the Rings. Don’t you ever see any movies?�
“Weren’t they books before they were movies?� Em asked.
“They wrote them after,� Bronson said.
Breyona winked at Danny. “That Freedo was hot,� she said loud enough for Bronson to hear. “Even with those dumb-ass furry feet, he’s my kind of cute.�
Bronson threw his hands up. “Frodo. It’s Frodo. And he’s not hot!”
― Undermountain
“It’s Frodo,� he said over his shoulder. “And if I was a character from L.O.T.R., I’d obviously by Strider.� Shaking his head, he continued down the trail, mumbling obscenities.
“What is L.O.T.R.?� Shiv asked. “Who is this Freedo?�
Both questions brought exasperated sighs from Bronson. “It stands for Lord of the Rings. Don’t you ever see any movies?�
“Weren’t they books before they were movies?� Em asked.
“They wrote them after,� Bronson said.
Breyona winked at Danny. “That Freedo was hot,� she said loud enough for Bronson to hear. “Even with those dumb-ass furry feet, he’s my kind of cute.�
Bronson threw his hands up. “Frodo. It’s Frodo. And he’s not hot!”
― Undermountain