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― Eden Finley, Deke

“You know who never has to point out they’re an adult? Actual adults.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“After we settle in, dinner becomes a quiet affair, probably because it’s feeding time at Jurassic Park.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“Prepare for reality, kids, because when all’s said and done, Prince Charming will throw you an ultimatum.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“Do penguins have nipples?”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“was waiting in the bathroom for a hookup, I wouldn’t have hesitated. Closeted meatheads are my kryptonite, and apparently, I don’t even need to know that fact anymore before being drawn to them.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“worry that topping for the first time means he lost a severe amount of brain cells when he came.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“My whole childhood was a lie. Damn you, Emilio Estevez and Joshua Jackson.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“I’m not a serial killer if that’s what you’re worried about.�� “Well, I wasn’t, but now I am. What kind of person introduces themselves as not a serial killer? Like, you’re not gonna meet one who goes around saying ‘Hi, I’d like to wear your skin as a suit.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“probably because it’s feeding time at Jurassic Park.”
― Eden Finley, Deke