You Love Me Quotes

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“We don't come from places. We come from time. From traumatic moments that cannot be undone.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“There's nothing more annoying than good advice from someone who makes a lot of bad decisions.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“When people show you who they are, it is your job to pay attention.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“My serotonin surges and Jeff Bezos is a rich man because he knows how much we all just love to get a present, even if it’s a present we bought for ourselves.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“And she’s right, Joe. You read too much.â€� No such thing.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“When I was a kid, my mother didn't read to me. She was always groggy, tired. I work a double and I get home and now you want me to read to you? No one was going to read to me so I learned to read to me. You can do that, you can read the story out loud and if the story is good enough, you transcend the limits of your ego. You split. You become the reader and the listener, the child and the adult. You beat the system. You beat your doom. Reading saved my life when I was a sweaty little kid and it saves my life again today because I always carry a book.”
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― You Love Me
“You're lucky to get your heart broke. That just means you have a heart.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“...well, you can't call yourself a hero if you're lying to someone you love.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“Here goes my heart again—tick tick tick—and I was so afraid of animals that I forgot about the worst of all predators, the most power-hungry predators on this planet: humans.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“The iPhone killed romance and turned us all into lazy, nasty stalkers...”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“Sometimes you love someone so much that you can't bear a taste or a text because only this kind of moment will do. Shared air. Stillness on a love seat.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“Just once I'd like to fall for someone who isn't handicapped by narcissism, but it's too late. I love you.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“At least it's real. Everything here is fake, fake, fake.'
She tugs on the straps of her backpack and I'm so relieved that I'm an adult. What a nightmare it is to be a teenager, to think there's a place where everyone isn't fake, fake, fake.”
― You Love Me
She tugs on the straps of her backpack and I'm so relieved that I'm an adult. What a nightmare it is to be a teenager, to think there's a place where everyone isn't fake, fake, fake.”
― You Love Me
“You leave him... you move to another state. But you never leave a man, even when you do.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“I’m not sure that I’m even a whole person. Sometimes I think that everything I do and say…it’s all a reaction to what everyone thinks about meâ€�”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“Opposites attract. But opposites destroy.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“wasted sixteen days of our life in that hospital bed because sure, health is fun, but what good is health without love?”
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― You Love Me
“soon you and the rat will be like Billy Joel’s Brenda and Eddie: divorced!”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“I know I can be stubborn about technology. I hate the name. I hate the clear intention to shrink our attention span even more. But I do it. I go on fucking TikTok.”
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― You Love Me
“Everyone knows that the people in the marriage are the ones responsible for the marriage, everyone except married people...”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“...I get home and there's a box on my front porch. My serotonin surges and Jeff Bezos is a rich man because he knows how much we all just love to get a present, even if it's a present we bought for ourselves.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“every suffix needs a prefix”
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― You Love Me
“life is what happens right now, not what happened years ago and cannot be undone.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“We don’t come from places. We come from time. From traumatic moments that cannot be undone.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“Because it means we’re like Seinfeld and company on Festivus, we’re airing our grievances instead of letting them boil inside of us. There are weeds in our garden and they complement the flowers and that’s how I know this is real. The flowers and the weeds, I can’t tell them apart, but at the end of the day, I love them all. We’re not afraid of Virginia Woolf in this house. When we tousle it’s a fair fight. Clean.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“love can be repugnant when it’s not yours,”
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― You Love Me
“you can’t call yourself a hero if you’re lying to someone you love.”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“There’s nothing more annoying than good advice from someone who makes a lot of bad decisions”
― You Love Me
― You Love Me
“money doesn’t make anyone happy unless they do something good with it.”
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― You Love Me
“Everyone says that love makes the world go around but it also makes the world a cruel, exclusive place, like a book club that tells you there’s no more room at the table.”
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― You Love Me