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276 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1965
The sofa, I thought. What has the sofa to do with it? I had never heard any fairy tale about a sofa. There was a flying carpet; there was the magical tablecloth. There was the invisibility hat, the seven-league boots, the playing harp. There was the magic mirror. But there was no magic sofa. Sofas were for sitting or lying on; there was something respectable and ordinary about them¡ In fact, what fantasy could be inspired by a sofa?
Returning to my room, I was at once aware of The Small Man. He was sitting on top of the stove, up against the ceiling, twisted into an uncomfortable pose. He had a puckered unshaved face and hairy gray ears.
But, in spite of all these petty interruptions, in spite of the fact that the animated Alden sometimes printed out, ¡°I am thinking, please don¡¯t interrupt,¡± in spite of the insufficiency of spare subassemblies, and the feeling of helplessness that took hold of me when it was required to conduct a logical analysis of the ¡°incongruent transgression in the psi-field of incubal transformation,¡± in spite of all that, it was devilishly interesting to work here, and I was proud of being so obviously needed. I carried out all the calculation in Oira-Oira¡¯s work on the heredity mechanisms of hi-polar homunculi. I constructed tables of the M-field potential around the sofa-translator in the ninth dimension.
Janus saw the parrot and again said, ¡°So.¡± He took the small bird in his hands, very gently and tenderly, stroked its bright red crest, and said softly, ¡°What happened, little Photon?¡±
He wanted to say something more, but glanced at us and remained silent. We stood together and watched him, walking with an old man¡¯s gait, slowly go to the far corner of the room, open the door of the electric furnace, and drop the little green corpse in.
¡®And in the field, the fiaowld,¡¯ he sang, ¡®the pliaow runs of itself, and mmm-eh ¡ mmmiaow, and following that pliaow ¡ mmiaow ¡ Our Lord himself does walk ¡ or stalk?¡¯¢Ü Hahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha ¡û I think this kinda sorta means this book made me laugh some. Not much though. Just a little bit and stuff.