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Sorry about this! It seems she’s reading all your comments on my posts. Paula Sneider, Homoerotic Lady Author of Marseilles, seems quite riled up now. This is the latest, below� (It seems she stole the photo for her profile from someone else � a minister of culture somewhere? Seems a bit unfair. So, I replace it here with a cartoon.)“Psychophants and deluded followers of this Old Fool! You must listen to me! This person to whom this page belongs is not Devoid of Talent but you are all devoid of taste if you Asked me! How you all leap to this Loathesome idiot’s defence! Ass KISSERS! What?! You call me Troll? I am not Troll or a coarse lady I am refined MARRIED lady indeed. You call me Twat? I report you! I will REPORT you all! You say somesuch things about me not being real and being minister of culture in a Foreign Land and Whatnot? I am REAL! I am REAL LADY NOBELIST Writer and I live in Marseilles now, France WHERE is Nice, with my lovely husband of two months and six days. I write wholesome and good books of Romance with male-on-male sensual content but not Deparved Filth like the one you are following with COCKS and BALLS and you are defending with your messages and your saying ‘Are you all right hun� and cetera. LeAVE this Narcissict be! He is not Worthy of your Attention! His books? Why, you should Wipe your ASSES on his books! Like how I do. AND my husband does, is nice French man and he wipe his hairy ASSHOLES on book too. (Not ebook though, is not nice.) So save your sympathy and your attention for someone who is worthy! Who has proper Wholesome books. Click on the LINK above to see my page and order my books for reading at your leisure for by yourself. They are nice and good. Not like this Tedious Self-Aggrandizer whose page you all rush on to defend. You DELUDED People! I am not COCK Womble or TWAT! (I know not what a cockwomble even is? What is it? I know twat of course.) I am a good writer with many many many five star reviews and suchlike. I do a course, too and offer services! That is all. Goobye Goobye. Leave a Fulsome and fair review. That is All now.�

and then a little later:
Wow! Paula Sneider keeps on going...! This just in: “I will NOT do Words a Favour and Stop using them! I am a good and proper lady novelist with 5 star reviews Galore on amazon and other suchlike places and YOU can all suck my titties. Also, I would like to say that I am not TOXIC.Some of you are toxic and horrible and I don’t even want you to read my Wholesome Romances ANYWAY.The rest of you should CLICK the link above to order and then leave a Fulsome and Honest review.That is all.â€�[image error][image error][image error]117Caroline Clarke, Bret M. HerholzÌýandÌý115 others147 CommentsLikeCommentShare

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I thought I’d blocked her�! Actually, I’d assumed she was a false profile and some unseen foe was trolling me. But I really thought, after my page was briefly, dazzlingly hi-jacked by her yesterday that I had heard the last of Paula Sneider. However�! I have just received a further surprising message from Paula Sneider - Prize-winning married-lady-author of male-on-male lightly sensual Romantic fiction, based in Marseilles, France.
(i drew a cartoon to replace the fake profile pic she'd stolen from someone! but here's her awful message)...
“More of this Tedious fellow’s endless self-promotion! He is not half so talented as he wishes to be and deludes himself oh-so-foolishly that you his unseen Facebook friends care a Monkey at all about his oh-so-dreadful posturings here on his horrible Facebook page. I say to him, the fool: Who cares what you are doing in your Terrible life? At your advanced age you must stop and take stock of all your failings! You have no career. What you have is not worth anything. You might as well stop it all and leave everything to the new generation of People like me. Pass the mike, I say, foolish person! Persist in your folly at your own peril! No one cares! No one has your books. No one ever buy your book. I have your Book? If I have your book here in my hand, I wipe my ASS on it. Please forgive my coarseness â€� friends of the deluded second rate writer whose page this is. I am not coarse lady. I am a very good married lady. Very good manners and oh-so elegant, yes. But is true. I wipe my offensive Ass-hole on pages such as his. His book are nasty! Nasty book full of foul-lettered words! And sexy things! Sex things everywhere, men with men. Which of course is my own preference too in the reading and the writing of lightly Romantic sensual fiction but it is not FILFTHY.I have no cocks! I have no assholes! Yes, I have no COCKS and ASSHOLES in my homoerotic lightly sensual fiction books! NO NO NO! This tedious man with his Swearing and his nasty cartoons and his silly trivial adventures which are not serious enough to be of literary merit in the minds of sensible and Refined people â€� I do not think them worthy of all youre Essteemed attention. Ladies and gentleman, followers of this tedious and loathesome narcissist, please click on my aforementioned name above and find my own page where you will find samples of my own much more fragrant and successful writing that his deluded nastiness. I live in Marseilles now and is nice. Perfect for the writing of the Light Romance. I wipe my ASSHOLE on him! I come here to his page merely to tell you all that you are SO WRONG to enjoy what this fool of advanced years does! Who cares? Who care about you as well, you psychophants and deluded dreamers! You should read WHOLESOME and NICE homoerotic continental Romantic book written by a PROPER lady like how I am. That is all. Please follow LINK above and read my beautiful books and rate and review them fulsomely thank you. Goodbye. That is All now.â€�[image error][image error][image error]131Caroline Clarke, Kenneth James McGowanÌýandÌý129 others187 CommentsLikeCommentShare

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My book of cartoons, 'The Panda, the Cat and the Dreadful Teddy' is published by Harper Collins in September 2021. It's available wherever books are sold. Please post a photo of yourself with your copy, tagging me and using hashtag
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News is out about my book!Ìý It's my first composed entirely of cartoons, and it's out from Harper Collins in September!

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This has become a kind of essay about writing tie-in fiction and Doctor Who stories...

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