Evan Witmer (Author of Pages from the Pizza Crows)

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Evan Witmer

欧宝娱乐 Author

Born

in Reading, PA, The United States

Website

Twitter

Genre

Fantasy, Humor and Comedy, Horror

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Member Since

December 2019

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Evan Witmer (he/him) is a six-foot-three Gemini thriving in the vibrant city of Buffalo, New York. By day, he's at the forefront of innovation, navigating the realm of technology commercialization for SUNY. Evan is not your conventional representative of the bipolar and bisexual community, but he embraces his unique journey with authenticity and pride.

Evan is best known for his short story collections Pages from the Pizza Crows and Digest: Ten Short Stories by Convicted & Plausible People-Eaters, as well as his slice-of-life millennial kaiju novel Tall People.

For a glimpse into his creative world, follow him on TikTok @authorevanwitmer, Insta @author_evan_witmer, or explore his website at .

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	Pages from the Pizza Crows 4.21 avg rating — 47 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Digest: Ten Short Stories by Convicted & Plausible People-Eaters 4.15 avg rating — 40 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	How To Burn This Book 4.55 avg rating — 22 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Chicken Fart Children's Rhymes for the Weird Kid in School 4.50 avg rating — 6 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Tall People 4.50 avg rating — 2 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The 2025 Genevieve Crumbley Central-Canadian Sharpshooting and Short Story Competition 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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New book is coming out by mid-December.

Preorder my new book Digest: Ten Short Stories by Convicted & Plausible People-Eaters here on Amazon: . It drops no later than January 1st 2021 :)

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