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C.G.’s 2024 Year in Books
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C.G. Bauer
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Scars on the Face of God: The Devil's Bible
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2008
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Shroud 11
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2011
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crappy shorts: deuces wild
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Crappy Shorts: Skid Marks (Crappy Shorts, #1)
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"Grit, intrigue, fantastic dialog, crisply rendered characters, and a plot that always kept me guessing—that (along with the occasional splash of blood and guts) is what I love about every Chris Bauer novel. He jumps into something new with every book"
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"I Heard You Paint Cowboys is a thriller, a con game inside a scam inside a boondoggle, alongside an unvarnished gaze at American attitudes today. The antagonists are a gun dealer and a Trans ex-con who served too many years for a crime he couldn’t ha"
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| Very clever storyline. Kirk plumbs the depths of long-term familial relationships strained by discomforting circumstances: memory loss/dementia, remedial offspring, parental control, obsessive eating habits, and other conflicts. An engaging read. | |
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| Very clever storyline. Kirk plumbs the depths of long-term familial relationships strained by discomforting circumstances: memory loss/dementia, remedial offspring, parental control, obsessive eating habits, and other conflicts. An engaging read. | |
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"This was electric start to finish. It was non stop action and drama. The humor here and there was subtle, but the last laughs was a huge one. I was dumbfounded, but I liked the conclusion and felt it was fair to Sebastián. He worked hard to get where"
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| For-profit domestic terrorism masked by environmentalism and an ecological vulnerability. Multiple Colorado towns face a watery-grave, explosion-in-the-dike disaster. When subject matter experts turn criminal and opportunistic, some very bad, very de ...more | |
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| Clever, smart, and innovative. An intelligent and realistic fictional treatment of corporate greed's response to climate change; perhaps the most intelligent I will ever read. What a killer plot and premise, with a dark, resourceful, biologically enh ...more | |
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“Out back of the tannery had been, and I expect still is, a half-buried lagoon of arsenic-based insecticides and tanning chemicals, plus hundreds of barrels of crud-eating machinery detergents and other tannery process by-products, including lead and chromium.”
― Scars on the Face of God: The Devil's Bible
― Scars on the Face of God: The Devil's Bible
“The center snaps the ball to the quarterback!"
"No he doesn't!"
"He doesn't?"
"NO! Secretly, he's the quarterback for the other team! He keeps the ball!"
"A traitor!"
"Calvin breaks for the goal."
"Wheeee! He's at the 30... the 20... the 10! Nobody can catch him!"
"Nobody wants to! Your running toward your own goal!"
"Huh?!"
"When I learned that you were a spy, I switched goals. This is your goal and mine's hidden!"
"Hidden?!"
"You'll never find it in a million years!"
"I don't need to find it as a traitor to your team, crossing my goal counts as crossing your goal!"
"Ah, so you might think so..."
"In fact, I know so!"
"But the place I hid my goal is right on top of your goal, so the points will go to me!"
"But the fact is, I'm really a double agent! I'm on your team after all, which means you'll lose points if I cross your goal! Ha ha!"
"But I'm a traitor too, so I'm really on your team! I want you to cross my goal! The points will go to your team, which is really my team!"
"That would be true... if I were a football player!"
"You mean...?"
"I'm actually a badminton player disguised as a double-agent football player!!"
"And I'm actually a volleyball-croquet-polo player!"
"Sooner or later, all our games turn into CalvinBall."
"No cheating!”
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"No he doesn't!"
"He doesn't?"
"NO! Secretly, he's the quarterback for the other team! He keeps the ball!"
"A traitor!"
"Calvin breaks for the goal."
"Wheeee! He's at the 30... the 20... the 10! Nobody can catch him!"
"Nobody wants to! Your running toward your own goal!"
"Huh?!"
"When I learned that you were a spy, I switched goals. This is your goal and mine's hidden!"
"Hidden?!"
"You'll never find it in a million years!"
"I don't need to find it as a traitor to your team, crossing my goal counts as crossing your goal!"
"Ah, so you might think so..."
"In fact, I know so!"
"But the place I hid my goal is right on top of your goal, so the points will go to me!"
"But the fact is, I'm really a double agent! I'm on your team after all, which means you'll lose points if I cross your goal! Ha ha!"
"But I'm a traitor too, so I'm really on your team! I want you to cross my goal! The points will go to your team, which is really my team!"
"That would be true... if I were a football player!"
"You mean...?"
"I'm actually a badminton player disguised as a double-agent football player!!"
"And I'm actually a volleyball-croquet-polo player!"
"Sooner or later, all our games turn into CalvinBall."
"No cheating!”
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“The house came with a set of Pugs, which are sort of a cross between Peter Lorre and a bratwurst.”
― Rage Against the Dying
― Rage Against the Dying
“She was clean": no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching three generations of flaccid tattoos droop like moth-eaten upholstery over poorly stuffed biceps and saggy asses?”
― A Visit from the Goon Squad
― A Visit from the Goon Squad
“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”
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