Fanny Merkin
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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
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31 editions
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2012
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An Earl Grey Christmas
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2 editions
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2012
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Gone Grey: A Parody
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4 editions
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2015
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“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror with the brown eyes too big for her head stares back at me. Wait... my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I've been staring at a poster of Kristen Stewart for five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
― Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
― Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
“My god, Anna,â€� he says. “I almost lost you.â€� He has me in his powerful grip. I’ve never felt this safe before.
“Never let go,� I say, looking into his beautiful gray eyes.
“That could be problematic,� he says. “I’ll have to let you go at some point. What if I have to pee? What if you have to pee?�
“I don’t care,� I say.
“What if I have an important business meeting and I’m holding you and we’re both covered in urine?�
I start to cry. “You’re right,â€� I say, turning my face away from his gaze. “Nothing lasts forever.”
― Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
“Never let go,� I say, looking into his beautiful gray eyes.
“That could be problematic,� he says. “I’ll have to let you go at some point. What if I have to pee? What if you have to pee?�
“I don’t care,� I say.
“What if I have an important business meeting and I’m holding you and we’re both covered in urine?�
I start to cry. “You’re right,â€� I say, turning my face away from his gaze. “Nothing lasts forever.”
― Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
“I gaze into his gazing eyes gazingly like a gazelle gazing into another gazelle's gazing gaze.”
― Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
― Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
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