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354 pages, Paperback
First published February 18, 1884
鈥淩ight is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain鈥檛 got no business doing wrong when he ain鈥檛 ignorant and knows better.鈥�
鈥淗uman beings can be awful cruel to one another.鈥�
鈥淲e catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness. It was kind of solemn, drifting down the big, still river, laying on our backs looking up at the stars, and we didn鈥檛 ever feel like talking loud, and it warn鈥檛 often that we laughed 鈥� only a little kind of a low chuckle.鈥�![]()
* My favorite rant here, under spoiler tag for brevity sake:
NOTICEThe Adventures of Huckleberry Finn opens in the aftermath of , and for a time, it has the same joyous feel as the boys continue their antics of rebellious 12-year-olds. But the return of Huck Finn鈥檚 drunk of a father, Pap, hints at the darker, more serious themes of this novel. After being kidnapped and beaten, Huck escapes his father by faking his own death and then going on the run. He soon crosses paths with a runaway slave, Jim, and together they raft their way down the Mississippi.
PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR
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Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I had ever felt so in my life, and I knowed I could pray now. But I didn鈥檛 do it straight off, but laid the paper down and set there thinking鈥攖hinking how good it was all this happened so, and how near I come to being lost and going to hell. And went on thinking. And got to thinking over our trip down the river; and I see Jim before me all the time: in the day and in the night-time, sometimes moonlight, sometimes storms, and we a-floating along, talking and singing and laughing. But somehow I couldn鈥檛 seem to strike no places to harden me against him, but only the other kind. I鈥檇 see him standing my watch on top of his鈥檔, 鈥榮tead of calling me, so I could go on sleeping; and see him how glad he was when I come back out of the fog; and when I come to him again in the swamp, up there where the feud was; and such-like times; and would always call me honey, and pet me and do everything he could think of for me, and how good he always was; and at last I struck the time I saved him by telling the men we had small-pox aboard, and he was so grateful, and said I was the best friend old Jim ever had in the world, and the only one he鈥檚 got now; and then I happened to look around and see that paper.Huck says the wrong thing, and uses racist language, again and again throughout this book. But he ultimately recognizes and acts on his and Jim鈥檚 shared humanity and equality. That might be the best we can realistically expect from a book published in the 1880s. And some days, it鈥檚 obvious that our society has not come nearly as far on this score as we鈥檇 like to think we have.
It was a close place. I took it up, and held it in my hand. I was a-trembling, because I鈥檇 got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it. I studied a minute, sort of holding my breath, and then says to myself:
鈥淎ll right, then, I鈥檒l go to hell鈥濃€攁nd tore it up.
You don鈥檛 know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer; but that ain鈥檛 no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly 鈥� Tom鈥檚 Aunt Polly, she is 鈥� and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before.
When I got there it was all still and Sunday-like, and hot and sun-shiny; the hands was gone to the fields; and there was them kind of faint dronings of bugs and flies in the air that makes it seem so lonesome and like everybody's dead and gone; and if a breeze fans along and quivers the leaves it makes you feel mournful, because you feel like it's spirits whispering 鈥� spirits that's been dead ever so many years 鈥� and you always think they're talking about YOU.
If I鈥檇 a knowed what a trouble it was to make a book I wouldn鈥檛 a tackled it, and ain鈥檛 a-going to no more.
"賵兀賷賯賳鬲 兀賱丕 噩丿賵賶 賲賳 廿囟丕毓丞 丕賱賵賯鬲 賴亘丕亍, 賮兀賳鬲 賱丕 鬲爻鬲胤賷毓 兀賳 鬲毓賱賲 夭賳噩賷丕賸 賰賷賮 賷噩丕丿賱. 賵毓賳丿卅匕 賰賮賮鬲 毓賳 丕賱丨丿賷孬" 賴丕賰賱亘乇賷 賮賷賳, 亘毓丿 兀賳 乇賮囟 丕賱夭賳噩賷 兀賳 丕賱丕禺鬲賱丕賮 亘賷賳 丕賱兀賲乇賷賰賷 賵丕賱賮乇賳爻賷 賲孬賱 丕賱丕禺鬲賱丕賮 亘賷賳 丕賱賯胤丞 賵丕賱亘賯乇丞
"賯丿 賷賰賵賳 賲丕乇賰 鬲賵賷賳 兀賰孬乇 丕賱賳賯丕丿 賮丕毓賱賷丞 毓賳丿 賳賯丿賴 賱噩賴賱 丕賱亘卮乇 賵禺丿毓賴賲 丨鬲賶 丕賱丌賳, 亘丕賱乇睾賲 賲賳 賲馗賴乇賴丕 賮賴賷 鬲亘丿賵 賵賰兀賳賴丕 賯氐氐 賲睾丕賲乇丕鬲, 賮賴賷 亘丕賱丨賯賷賯丞 賲噩賲賵毓丞 賲賳 廿賮卮丕亍丕鬲 氐丕丿賲丞 賱賱囟毓賮 丕賱亘卮乇賷, 賵丕賱鬲賷 鬲賯賵丿賴丕 丕賱禺乇丕賮丕鬲, 丕賱毓賳氐乇賷丞, 丕賱噩卮毓, 賵丕賱噩賴賱"
- 賮丿賷丞責 賵賲丕 賴賷 丕賱賮丿賷丞責
- 賱爻鬲 兀丿乇賷! 賵賱賰賳 賴匕丕 賲丕 賷賮毓賱賴 丕賱賲睾丕賲乇賵賳 丿丕卅賲丕賸! 賵賱賯丿 賯乇兀鬲 毓賳 丕賱賮丿賷丞 賮賷 丕賱賰鬲亘. 賵賲賳 孬賲 賮賴匕丕 賴賵 賲丕 賷噩亘 毓賱賷賳丕 兀賳 賳賮毓賱賴!!
- 賵賱賰賳 賰賷賮 賷賲賰賳賳丕 兀賳 賳賮毓賱 匕賱賰 賵賳丨賳 賱丕 賳毓乇賮賴責
- 賲賴賲丕 賷賰賳 賲賳 兀賲乇, 賮廿賳賴 賷噩亘 毓賱賷賳丕 兀賳 "賳賮毓賱" 匕賱賰! 兀賱賲 兀賯賱 賱賰 廿賳賴 賲匕賰賵乇 賮賷 丕賱賰鬲亘責 賴賱 鬲乇賷丿 兀賳 鬲兀鬲賷 毓賲賱丕賸 賷禺丕賱賮 賲丕 賵乇丿 賮賷 丕賱賰鬲亘責 賵兀賳 鬲賮爻丿 賰賱 賲睾丕賲乇鬲賳丕 亘匕賱賰責
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- 賵賱賲丕匕丕 賱丕 賷賱鬲賯胤 丕賱廿賳爻丕賳 賴乇丕賵丞 賵 "賷賮鬲丿賷賴賲" 亘賲噩乇丿 賲噩賷卅賴賲 廿賱賶 賴賳丕責!!
- 賱兀賳 匕賱賰 賱賷爻 賲匕賰賵乇丕賸 賮賷 丕賱賰鬲亘!..賴匕丕 賴賵 丕賱爻亘亘 賷丕 "亘賳 乇賵噩乇夭".. 賴賱 鬲乇賷丿 兀賳 鬲毓丕賱噩 丕賱兀賲賵乇 丨爻亘 丕賱賳馗丕賲 丕賱賲鬲亘毓 兀賲 亘胤乇賷賯丞 賲禺丕賱賮丞責 -賴匕賴 賴賷 丕賱賲爻兀賱丞 ..兀賱丕 鬲馗賳 兀賳 兀賵賱卅賰 丕賱匕賷賳 賵囟毓賵丕 丕賱賰鬲亘 賷毓乇賮賵賳 丕賱廿噩乇丕亍丕鬲 丕賱氐丨賷丨丞 丕賱鬲賷 賷賳亘睾賷 丕鬲禺丕匕賴丕責 賴賱 鬲馗賳 "兀賳賰" 鬲爻鬲胤賷毓 兀賳 鬲毓賱賲賴賲 卮賷卅丕賸責 賰賱丕 賷丕 爻賷丿賷! 爻賵賮 "賳賮鬲丿賷" 賴丐賱丕亍 丕賱兀卮禺丕氐 亘丕賱胤乇賷賯丞 丕賱賲鬲亘毓丞
- .. 賵賴賱 賳賮鬲丿賷 丕賱賳爻丕亍 兀賷囟丕責
- 賱丕, 賮丕賳 兀丨丿丕賸 賱賲 賷賯乇兀 毓賳 賲孬賱 賴匕丕 賮賷 丕賱賰鬲亘!
- 廿賳 賲丕 賷噩毓賱賳賷 兀卮毓乇 亘丕賱丨夭賳 賴匕賴 丕賱賲乇丞 , 賴賵 兀賳賳賷 爻賲毓鬲 氐賵鬲 亘丕亘 賷睾賱賯 亘毓賳賮 賲賳匕 賯賱賷賱 , 賮匕賰乇賳賷 匕賱賰 亘丕賱賲毓丕賲賱丞 丕賱爻賷卅丞 丕賱鬲賷 毓丕賲賱鬲 亘賴丕 丕亘賳鬲賷 丕賱賷夭丕亘賷孬 丕賱氐睾賷乇丞 賮賷 兀丨丿 丕賱兀賷丕賲 ! 賱賲 鬲賰賳 丨賷賳匕丕賰 賯丿 亘賱睾鬲 丕賱乇丕亘毓丞 賲賳 毓賲乇賴丕 , 賵兀氐賷亘鬲 亘丕賱丨賲賶 丕賱賯乇賲夭賷丞 , 賵賰丕賳鬲 廿氐丕亘鬲賴丕 卮丿賷丿丞 丕賱賵胤兀丞 賵賱賰賳賴丕 卮賮賷鬲 . 賵丕鬲賮賯 匕丕鬲 賷賵賲 兀賳 賰丕賳鬲 鬲賯賮 兀賲丕賲 丕賱賲賳夭賱 賮賯賱鬲 賱賴丕 :
- 兀睾賱賯賷 丕賱亘丕亘.
賵賱賰賳賴丕 賱賲 鬲賮毓賱 , 賵丕亘鬲爻賲鬲 賱賷 賮噩賳 噩賳賵賳賷 , 賮賯賱鬲 賱賴丕 賲乇丞 兀禺乇賶 亘氐賵鬲 賲乇鬲賮毓:
- 兀賱丕 鬲爻賲毓賷賳賷 責 兀睾賱賯賷 丕賱亘丕亘 .
賮賵賯賮鬲 噩丕賲丿丞 賮賷 賲賰丕賳賴丕 , 賵丕賱丕亘鬲爻丕賲丞 毓賱賶 卮賮鬲賷賴丕 , 賮丕夭丿丿鬲 爻禺胤丕賸 賵睾賷馗丕賸 賵氐丨鬲 :
- 爻兀噩毓賱賰 鬲胤賷毓賷賳 賲丕 兀賯賵賱賴 賱賰 .
賵賴賵賷鬲 亘賷丿賷 賮賵賯 乇兀爻賴丕 , 賮爻賯胤鬲 毓賱賶 丕賱兀乇囟 . 孬賲 鬲乇賰鬲賴丕 賵丿禺賱鬲 丕賱賲賳夭賱 賵賯囟賷鬲 賴賳丕賰 毓卮乇 丿賯丕卅賯 .. 賵毓賳丿賲丕 禺乇噩鬲 , 賰丕賳 丕賱亘丕亘 賱丕 賷夭丕賱 賲賮鬲賵丨丕 賵丕賱胤賮賱丞 賵丕賯賮丞 賵賯丿 禺賮囟鬲 乇兀爻賴丕 賵丕賱丿賲賵毓 鬲賳賴賲乇 賲賳 毓賷賳賷賴丕 .. 賵賯丿 夭丕丿賳賷 匕賱賰 噩賳賵賳丕 貨 賵賴賲賲鬲 亘丕賱丕賳賯囟丕囟 毓賱賷賴丕 , 賱賵賱丕 兀賳 丕賱乇賷丨 賴亘鬲 賮賷 鬲賱賰 丕賱賱丨馗丞 賮兀睾賱賯鬲 丕賱亘丕亘 禺賱賮 丕賱胤賮賱丞 .. 賵賱賲賳賴丕 賱賲 鬲鬲丨乇賰 賲賳 賲賰丕賳賴丕 . 賮兀丨爻爻鬲 亘兀賳 賯賱亘賷 賷賰丕丿 賷賮賱鬲 賲賳 亘賷賳 囟賱賵毓賷 , 賵鬲賯丿賲鬲 賳丨賵 丕賱亘丕亘 賵賮鬲丨鬲賴 亘賱胤賮 賵賴丿賵亍 賵兀亘乇夭鬲 乇兀爻賷 賲賳 禺賱賮賴 , 賮廿匕丕 亘丕賱胤賮賱丞 賱丕 鬲夭丕賱 賵丕賯賮丞 賮賷 賲賰丕賳賴丕 貨 賵毓賳丿卅匕 氐丨鬲 賮賷賴丕 氐賷丨丞 賲丿賵賷丞 賲賮丕噩卅丞 , 賵賱賰賳賴丕 賱賲 鬲鬲丨乇賰 .. 兀賵丕賴 賷丕 賴丕賰 .. 賱賯丿 丕賳賮噩乇鬲 亘丕賰賷丕 , 賵丨賲賱鬲 丕賱胤賮賱丞 亘賷賳 匕乇丕毓賷 賵賯賱鬲 賱賴丕 : 兀賷鬲賴丕 丕賱胤賮賱丞 丕賱賲爻賰賷賳丞 , 賮賱賷睾賮乇 丕賱賱賴 丕賱毓馗賷賲 賱噩賷賲 丕賱賲爻賰賷賳 賲丕 兀鬲丕賴 賲賳 兀孬乇 毓馗賷賲 , 賱兀賳 噩賷賲 賱賳 賷睾鬲賮乇 賱賳賮爻賴 賴匕丕 丕賱廿孬賲 胤丕賱賲丕 亘賯賷 毓賱賶 賯賷丿 丕賱丨賷丕丞" .. 賷丕 丕賱賴賷 賷丕 "賴丕賰" ..
賱賯丿 賰丕賳鬲 丕賱胤賮賱丞 丕賱鬲毓爻丞 亘賰賲丕亍 氐賲丕亍 .. 賵賲毓 匕賱賰 毓丕賲賱鬲賴丕 賱賰 禺卮賵賳丞.!
賵賯丕賱鬲 賱賷 丕賱丌賳爻丞 賵丕胤爻賵賳 丕賳賴 賷賳亘睾賷 毓賱賷 兀賳 兀氐賱賷 賰賱 賷賵賲 丨鬲賶 兀爻鬲胤賷毓 毓賱賶 賰賱 賲丕 兀胤賱亘賴 賮賷 氐賱丕鬲賷! 賵賱賯丿 噩乇亘鬲 匕賱賰, 賵賱賰賳 丕賱氐賱丕丞 賱賲 鬲丨賯賯 賱賷 兀賷 賲胤賱亘! ... 賱賯丿 賰賳鬲 兀丨丿孬 賯丕卅賱丕賸: "廿匕丕 賰丕賳 丕賱賳丕爻 賷爻鬲胤賷毓賵賳 丕賱丨氐賵賱 毓賱賶 賲丕 賷乇賷丿賵賳 亘丕賱氐賱丕丞 賮賱賲丕匕丕 賱丕 賷爻鬲毓賷丿 "賵賷賰賵賳 賵賷賳" 丕賱賳賯賵丿 丕賱鬲賷 賮賯丿賴丕 賮賷 鬲乇亘賷丞 丕賱禺賳丕夭賷乇責 賵賱賲丕匕丕 賱丕 鬲爻鬲胤賷毓 丕賱兀乇賲賱丞 丿賵噩賱丕爻 兀賳 鬲爻鬲乇丿 毓賱賷丞 "丕賱爻毓賵胤" 丕賱賮囟賷丞 丕賱鬲賷 爻乇賯鬲 賲賳賴丕責 賵賱賲丕匕丕 賱丕 鬲爻鬲胤賷毓 丕賱丌賳爻丞 賵丕胤爻賵賳 兀賳 鬲夭賷丿 賲賳 賵夭賳賴丕" 賵毓賳丿卅匕 兀賷賯賳鬲 兀賳賴 賱賷爻 賮賷 丕賱廿賲賰丕賳 兀賳 賷丨賯賯 丕賱廿賳爻丕賳 兀賲賳賷鬲賴 亘丕賱氐賱丕丞! 賵匕賴亘鬲 廿賱賶 丕賱兀乇賲賱丞 賵賯賱鬲 賱賴丕 乇兀賷賷, 賮賯丕賱鬲 兀賳 丕賱卮賷亍 丕賱匕賷 賷爻鬲胤賷毓 丕賱廿賳爻丕賳 丕賱丨氐賵賱 毓賱賷賴 賲賳 丕賱氐賱丕丞 賴賵 "丕賱賴亘丕鬲 丕賱乇賵丨賷丞" 賱丕 丕賱賴亘丕鬲 丕賱賲丕丿賷丞!!
"賮兀噩亘鬲 : 兀賰亘乇 丕賱馗賳 兀賳 賴丐賱丕亍 丕賱噩賳 兀睾亘賷丕亍 賱兀賳賴賲 賱丕 賷丨鬲賮馗賵賳 亘丕賱賯氐乇 賱兀賳賮爻賴賲 亘丿賱丕賸 賲賳 兀賳 賷卮賷丿賵賴 賱睾賷乇賴賲 ! 賮賱賵 兀賳賳賷 賰賳鬲 賵丕丨丿丕賸 賲賳賴賲 , 賱賲丕 賱亘賷鬲 賳丿丕亍 兀賷 卮禺氐 賷丨賰 賲氐亘丕丨丕賸 賯丿賷賲丕賸 賲賳 丕賱氐賮賷丨 !! 亘賱 賱賵 兀賳賳賷 賰賳鬲 賵丕丨丿丕賸 賲賳 賴丐賱丕亍 丕賱噩賳, 賱鬲禺賱賷鬲 毓賳 毓賲賱賷 !"
"Oh, yes, this is a wonderful govment, wonderful. Why, looky here. There was a free nigger there from Ohio -- a mulatter, most as white as a white man. He had the whitest shirt on you ever see, too, and the shiniest hat; and there ain't a man in that town that's got as fine clothes as what he had; and he had a gold watch and chain, and a silver-headed cane -- the awfulest old gray-headed nabob in the State. And what do you think? They said he was a p'fessor in a college, and could talk all kinds of languages, and knowed everything. And that ain't the wust. They said he could vote when he was at home. Well, that let me out. Thinks I, what is the country a-coming to? It was 'lection day, and I was just about to go and vote myself if I warn't too drunk to get there; but when they told me there was a State in this country where they'd let that nigger vote, I drawed out. I says I'll never vote agin. Them's the very words I said; they all heard me; and the country may rot for all me -- I'll never vote agin as long as I live. And to see the cool way of that nigger -- why, he wouldn't a give me the road if I hadn't shoved him out o' the way. I says to the people, why ain't this nigger put up at auction and sold? -- that's what I want to know. And what do you reckon they said? Why, they said he couldn't be sold till he'd been in the State six months, and he hadn't been there that long yet. There, now -- that's a specimen. They call that a govment that can't sell a free nigger till he's been in the State six months. Here's a govment that calls itself a govment, and lets on to be a govment, and thinks it is a govment, and yet's got to set stock-still for six whole months before it can take a hold of a prowling, thieving, infernal, white-shirted free nigger.I'm sorry, but I'm honestly unable to see how anyone could think the above passage was racist or might be improved by substituting 'slave' for 'nigger'. It's incidents like this which create the popular European myth that Americans don't understand the concept of irony.
Later, Bowdler realised his father had been extemporaneously omitting or altering passages he felt unsuitable for the ears of his wife and children. Bowdler felt it would be worthwhile to present an edition which might be used in a family whose father was not a sufficiently "circumspect and judicious reader" to accomplish this expurgation himself.He undertook to create a suitably amended version. Or, to be exact, he got his sister to do it and then gave out the books under his own name. Again, his reasons were unimpeachable: it would have reflected badly on her to admit that she had understood the naughtier passages.