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Rachel
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die!
Lauren
"I don't think you would accept my help, since I'm only waiting up here so that I can kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship."
"That does put a damper on our relationship."
Callan Holpp
"Inconceivable!"
Rebekah
Life isn't fair, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Ka Rima
“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then.�
Cello Warrior
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!", "'Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad!' 'I'm on the Brute Squad.' 'You are the Brute Squad.'", "He didn't fall?! Inconceivable!", "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam� And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva� So tweasure your wuv." and "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”—but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line�! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…[thunk]."
I just stated all of my favorite quotes so please, don't judge. I tend to say things a lot. I'm quite talkative. :)
I just stated all of my favorite quotes so please, don't judge. I tend to say things a lot. I'm quite talkative. :)
Toni Betzner
Life isn't fair--it's just fairer than death.
é
I love you. I know this must come as a surprise, since all i have ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but i have loved you for several hours now, and every second more. I thought an hour ago i loved you more than any woman has ever loved a man, but half an hour after that i knew that my previous love was nothing compared to what i felt then. But half an hour after that, my previous love was like a puddle compared to the high seas before a storm. Your eyes are like that. Did you know? well they are.
Caitlin Linder
"Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high."
-Westley
-Westley
Ivy_359
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Kelsey Hanson
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!
Randal
No more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Anybody want a peanut?
JaeCamille
"Life isn't fair, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
Hannah
The entire book.
Giavonna D.
"Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line!" "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...(falls)
Connie
"Have fun storming the castle!"
My favorite social studies teacher always said that ^^
My favorite social studies teacher always said that ^^
Jay Limner
1) why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something? 2) Oh no. Its just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future
Mileah Milstead
"There is no room in my body for anything but you. My arms love you, my ears adore you, my knees shake with blind affection."
And, of course, pretty much every word from Fezzik's mouth.
And, of course, pretty much every word from Fezzik's mouth.
Ashley
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
or
I can't keep my head above water one minute to the next: it's not just the parties and the
goo-gooing with what's-her-name, [...] plus I've got a wife to
murder and a country to frame for it, plus I've got to get the war going once that's all happened, and all
this is stuff I've got to do myself. Here's what it all comes down to: I'm just swamped, Ty.
or
You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite
ungentlemanly.
or for more, please see pages 1 - 448
or
I can't keep my head above water one minute to the next: it's not just the parties and the
goo-gooing with what's-her-name, [...] plus I've got a wife to
murder and a country to frame for it, plus I've got to get the war going once that's all happened, and all
this is stuff I've got to do myself. Here's what it all comes down to: I'm just swamped, Ty.
or
You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite
ungentlemanly.
or for more, please see pages 1 - 448
Delaney Smith
Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
&
Vizzini: "No more rhyming and I mean it!"
Fezzik: "..."
Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"
&
Vizzini: "No more rhyming and I mean it!"
Fezzik: "..."
Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"
Jasey
(They had soup then, when the first man crawled forth from the primordial ooze he went home and had a bowl of soup.) And, (they had taxes then, taxes existed before soup.)
Amelia Jacobson
"As you wish."
"Tell them. please. They will only add to your suffering."
"I will do what I can, sweet lady, but first it might help if I knew just a bit about him. Is he really so wonderful, this Westley of yours?"
"Not so much wonderful as perfect," she replied.
"As you wish."
"Tell them. please. They will only add to your suffering."
"I will do what I can, sweet lady, but first it might help if I knew just a bit about him. Is he really so wonderful, this Westley of yours?"
"Not so much wonderful as perfect," she replied.
Roberto
"I hate to kill you'
Zachary Taylor
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word! I don't think it means what you think it does."
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word! I don't think it means what you think it does."
Tatevik
This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.
Tea Time
Originally, jealousy pertained solely to plants, other people's cactus or ginkgoes, or, later, when there was grass, grass, which is why, even to this day, we say that someone is green with jealousy.
Dasha K.
Stupid, stupid, go to Cupid.
Karoline
Fezzik: «Why do you wear a mask and a hood?»
Westley: «I think everybody will in the near future»
Westley: «I think everybody will in the near future»
Stephen Chase
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Shi Reads
�'Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?�
He couldn’t believe it. ‘Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. If your love were—�
‘I don’t understand the first one yet,� Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. ‘Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is the size of a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images just confuse me so—is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand?'"
He couldn’t believe it. ‘Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. If your love were—�
‘I don’t understand the first one yet,� Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. ‘Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is the size of a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images just confuse me so—is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand?'"
Anna McKenzie
“I’m not trying to make this a downer, understand. I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. But I will also have to say, for the umpty-umth time that life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.�
Cookie! The Warrior of Plants and Nature!
Inconceivable!!
&
"I don't think you will accept my help, since I am only waiting up here to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship."
&
"I don't think you will accept my help, since I am only waiting up here to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship."
Gwen Buechler
ahhh! this whole comment section basically!❤❤�
Edith Campo
Hola, soy Iñigo Montoya, tú mataste a mi padre, prepárate a morir
Aunque reconozco que utilizo mucho "As you wish"
Aunque reconozco que utilizo mucho "As you wish"
AM1_1
"Madam, feel free to flee!"
Brianna
My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die! and As you wish, Inconceivable, I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."I am your Prince and you cannot refuse."I am your loyal servant and I just did."Refusal means death."Kill me then.� All it but these all the close oneś that I really like.
Jordan W
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”—but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line�!
Deb
"To the pain...
Abi
If you're teasing me, Westley, I'm just going to kill you.
Barbara
"I don't know if snakes have necks, but he grabbed the part just below the mouth..." That just struck me as so funny.
Leora
‘Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. If your love were—�
‘I don’t understand the first one yet,� Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. ‘Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is the size of a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images just confuse me so—is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand?'"
‘I don’t understand the first one yet,� Buttercup interrupted. She was starting to get very excited now. ‘Let me get this straight. Are you saying my love is the size of a grain of sand and yours is this other thing? Images just confuse me so—is this universal business of yours bigger than my sand?'"
Alexandre Soares
"At 8:23 and twenty-five seconds, it was pretty gusty in the Great Hall."
Minami Kinta
As you wisssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tina
"Have fun storming the castle!"
Dan
HERE COME THE KING BATS!
LINDA SMITH
"As you wish"
"I can live without love"
"I can live without love"
Sophie
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know!"
"Get used to disappointment."
And:
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Reminds me of my relationship with my boyfriend except instead of 'kill' it's 'leave' but, like in the book, it never happens and our relationship just gets stronger :)
"No one of consequence."
"I must know!"
"Get used to disappointment."
And:
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Reminds me of my relationship with my boyfriend except instead of 'kill' it's 'leave' but, like in the book, it never happens and our relationship just gets stronger :)
Arleen Fackina
Probably the same as everyone elses....Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die!
Nana
Tell him I'll quiz him on it when I'm back next week and that he doesn't have to like it or anything, but if he doesn't, tell him I'll kill myself. Give him that message exactly please; I wouldn't want to apply any extra pressure or anything.
Skallagrimsen
Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Linns_Books
As you wish.
� �
� �
Nephele Jackson
“There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.)"
Lucy
"I am your prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.
Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
"I am your prince and you cannot refuse."
"I am your loyal servant and I just did."
"Refusal means death."
"Kill me then."
Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
"I am your prince and you cannot refuse."
"I am your loyal servant and I just did."
"Refusal means death."
"Kill me then."
Chloe
“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse.""I am your Prince and you cannot refuse.""I am your loyal servant and I just did.""Refusal means death.""Kill me then.�
Hungry_hippo
“Truly you have a dizzying intellect,� whispered the man in black�
Sara
no more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Anybody want a peanut?
Delaine
but all he ever said was, "As You wish..."
Alina Aler
“We’ll never survive!�
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.�
and
“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.�
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.�
and
“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.�
Delilah Raymont
As you wish :) So good!
Ana Paula
As you wish - Westley
Abby
"May God grant you your quota of smiles."
"As you wish."
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Inconceivable!"
"...but love is many things, none of them logical."
Too many! Can I just say pretty much the whole book? :D
"As you wish."
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Inconceivable!"
"...but love is many things, none of them logical."
Too many! Can I just say pretty much the whole book? :D
Aidan
I seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
Iana
...but love is many things, none of them logical.
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