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“Now that was a kiss,�� Grandma Frida said from the doorway behind me.

I jumped. “How long have you been there?��

“Long enough. That man means business.��

All my words tried to come out at once. “I don’t . . . what . . . asshole! . . . screw himself for all I care!��

“Aww, young love, so passionate,�� Grandma said. “I’m going to buy you a subscription to Brides magazine. You should start shopping for dresses.”