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  • #1
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #2
    Bethany Griffin
    “I hate the word shy. I don't ever use that word. Shy was when I was seven and my one Princess signature got smeared across the pastel yellow page because I dripped tears all over it, because I was afraid and couldn't lift my head no matter how much I wanted to. That's how the shyness works. You want to talk, but you can't. People look at you with scorn. Being ice princess is infinitely better, even if some people think you're a total bitch. A snob. Reserved. Those are choices a person makes, to be reserved, to be quiet, or to be a snob. Shy isn't a choice.”
    Bethany Griffin, Handcuffs

  • #3
    Jennifer L. Armentrout
    “Not in this lifetime, buddy,� I said finally. “Resistance is futile, Kitten.� “So is your charm.� “We’ll see.”
    Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx

  • #4
    Cynthia Hand
    “Our purpose on this earth is not one single event, an accomplishment we can check off a list. There is no test. No passing or failing. There's only us, each moment shaping who we are, into what we will become.”
    Cynthia Hand, Hallowed

  • #5
    Tiffany Reisz
    “Pourquoi?" Kingsley demanded. "Why? You take her every way you can, every chance you have. Why her and not me?"

    Soren hadn't replied, and for that Kingsley had been forever grateful. He knew the answer, but to hear it would have broken the one last unbroken part of his spirit.”
    Tiffany Reisz, The Prince

  • #6
    Susan Cain
    “Or at school you might have been prodded to come “out of your shell”—that noxious expression which fails to appreciate that some animals naturally carry shelter everywhere they go, and that some humans are just the same.”
    Susan Cain, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking

  • #7
    Susan Ee
    “I never kid about my warrior demigod status."
    "Oh. My. God." I lower my voice, having forgotten to whisper. "You are nothing but a bird with an attitude. Okay, so you have a few muscles, I’ll grant you that. But you know, a bird is nothing but a barely evolved lizard. That’s what you are.”
    Susan Ee, Angelfall

  • #8
    Ilona Andrews
    “Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said.
    Derek gave him a withering look.
    "Desandra is a mother, Robert is married, Kate's affianced, and I'm an old soul. You're the closest thing to a virgin we've got. Get on with growing some flowing locks.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

  • #9
    Ilona Andrews
    “Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him that he's got the biggest dick ever?" She spread her arms to the size of a baseball bat.
    "No, you think it would work?" I asked.
    "It's worth a try. May be he'll be so happy you noticed his pork sword, he'll forget all about trying to kill us."
    Pork sword. Kill me now. "I'll think about it."
    Ascanio began patting his clothes.
    "What?" Derek growled.
    "Looking for something to take notes with.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

  • #10
    Ilona Andrews
    “How about you don't kill anybody for a little bit?"
    "I can't make that promise."
    Small talk with the dragon. How are you? Eaten any adventurers lately? Sure, just had one this morning. Look, I still got his femur stuck in my teeth. Is that upsetting to you?”
    Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me
    tags: humor

  • #11
    Ilona Andrews
    “Yes, I'm a hermit. Mostly I brood," Mad Rogan said. "Also, I'm very good at wallowing in self-pity. I spend my days steeped in melancholy, looking out the window. Occasionally a single tear quietly rolls down my cheek.”
    Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me

  • #12
    Ilona Andrews
    “Now that was a kiss,� Grandma Frida said from the doorway behind me.

    I jumped. “How long have you been there?�

    “Long enough. That man means business.�

    All my words tried to come out at once. “I don’t . . . what . . . asshole! . . . screw himself for all I care!�

    “Aww, young love, so passionate,� Grandma said. “I’m going to buy you a subscription to Brides magazine. You should start shopping for dresses.”
    Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me

  • #13
    Ilona Andrews
    “I wanted you to stop.� “I was encouraged by you breathlessly moaning my name.� I spun on my foot. “I wasn’t moaning your name. I was shrieking in alarm.� “That was the sexiest throaty shrieking I’ve ever heard.� “You need to get out more.”
    Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me

  • #14
    Ilona Andrews
    “What are your qualifications for this job?� she asked. “I’m expendable,� I said.”
    Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me

  • #15
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #16
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #17
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #18
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #19
    Lawrence Ferlinghetti
    “If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
    Lawrence Ferlinghetti

  • #20
    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    George Carlin

  • #21
    Ilona Andrews
    “Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked.
    "Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it."
    Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall.
    The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman.
    He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #22
    Ilona Andrews
    “You know anything about investigative work?"
    "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #23
    Ilona Andrews
    I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th.
    MENU
    I want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the one you made before. I really liked it. I want it with ice cream.
    You owe me one naked dinner, but I'm not a complete beast, so you can wear a bra and panties if you so wish. The blue ones with the bow will do.

    Curran,
    Beast Lord of Atlanta

    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #24
    Ilona Andrews
    “You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
    "I only did it once."
    "Once was weird enough, thank you.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #25
    Ilona Andrews
    “I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #26
    Ilona Andrews
    “Curran shrugged and pulled me back to him. 'You don't pick the family you're born into. You pick the one you make. I already chose my mate and glued her ass to the chair to make sure she knew it.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #27
    Ilona Andrews
    “Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she wearing? How long were you there? Did you do something or did you talk? What was the nature of your discussion? Could this trip have been avoided?"

    I rubbed my face. "So basically you're scared that His Lordship might get his panties in a bunch?"

    "That's one way to put it.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #28
    Ilona Andrews
    “I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer."
    I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Gifts

  • #29
    Ilona Andrews
    “Curran growled. "Later, babycakes."
    Babycakes. Asshole. "Good hunting, sugar woogums.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

  • #30
    Ilona Andrews
    “If it weren’t for supplies, I’d never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has to do. Hard to live like a king without toilet paper.�
    --Astamur”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Rises



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