“Anyway, thanks to Bob, that Christmas, my mother bought my grandmother and myself both vibrators. Now, as unusual as a gift like this sounds, you have to admit that they are the ideal stocking stuffers. I mean, you can fit the vibrator into the long top part of the stocking and still be able to get another cute little gift in the toe.
Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way.
And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”
―
Wishful Drinking
Share this quote:
Friends Who Liked This Quote
To see what your friends thought of this quote, please sign up!
2 likes
All Members Who Liked This Quote
This Quote Is From
Browse By Tag
- love (99640)
- life (78308)
- inspirational (74526)
- humor (44477)
- philosophy (30349)
- inspirational-quotes (27648)
- god (26630)
- truth (24258)
- wisdom (24073)
- romance (23794)
- poetry (22787)
- life-lessons (21062)
- death (20352)
- quotes (19093)
- happiness (18849)
- hope (18153)
- faith (18119)
- inspiration (16949)
- spirituality (15427)
- religion (15185)
- motivational (15078)
- writing (14920)
- relationships (14863)
- life-quotes (14684)
- love-quotes (14473)
- success (13618)
- time (12675)
- motivation (12417)
- science (11891)
- motivational-quotes (11632)