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“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on her way to a fetish weekend.”
― The Girlfriend
― The Girlfriend
“Anyway, thanks to Bob, that Christmas, my mother bought my grandmother and myself both vibrators. Now, as unusual as a gift like this sounds, you have to admit that they are the ideal stocking stuffers. I mean, you can fit the vibrator into the long top part of the stocking and still be able to get another cute little gift in the toe.
Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way.
And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”
― Wishful Drinking
Well, I have to admit, I enjoyed mine but my grandmother refused to use hers. She was concerned that it would short-circuit her pacemaker. She said she'd gone this long without an orgasm, she might as well go the whole way.
And that pacemaker, by the way, was later recalled.”
― Wishful Drinking

“For the curvy gal, a wand like the Original Magic Wand, is essential because of its length and strength; it can navigate over a large stomach to reach the clit with ease. Another reason a wand is a fantastic tool to keep close is that girls with big tummies can tuck the handle of the wand under their soft belly to hold it in place during missionary-style sex.”
― Curvy Girl Sex: 101 Body-Positive Positions to Empower Your Sex Life
― Curvy Girl Sex: 101 Body-Positive Positions to Empower Your Sex Life
“Let’s cut to the chase, sex toys can’t make you feel anything because they have no feelings. What you need is to be totally devoted to the limitless expansion of your sensuality. Trust me, sex toys are not the thing your soul and body are craving. What your soul and body are craving is for you can come play in the limitless.”
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“My toys [...] were ribbed, corkscrew, glittering, but never quite phallic or close to human flesh tone until now. My mind and heart belonged only to women, but it would be obstinate to pretend evolution had not designed my kitty for a firm prick.”
― Jarring Sex
― Jarring Sex
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