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#1

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

tags: frustration, humor, laughter

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“Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can; all of them make me laugh.”
― W.H. Auden

tags: laughter

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#3

“And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

tags: holden-caulfield, laughter

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#4

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

tags: humour, telekinetics

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#5

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...”
― Terry Pratchett

tags: doom, humour, video-games

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#6

“No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it”
― Fernando Pessoa

tags: humour

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#7

“Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You'd have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking: Well, at least I'm not dead.”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

tags: humour

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#8

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul

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#9

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

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#10

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Will Rogers

tags: advice, funny, reticence, silence

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#11

“I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

tags: books, reading

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#13

“You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

tags: humor, inspirational

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#14

“Even if you are on the right track, you鈥檒l get run over if you just sit there.”
― Will Rogers

tags: enterprise, humor, inertia, inspirational

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#15

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
― Will Rogers

tags: appearances, credit, life, money, people, pride

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#16

“Diplomacy frequently consists in soothingly saying 鈥楴ice doggie鈥� until you have a chance to pick up a rock.”
― Walter Trumbull

tags: misattributed-will-rogers

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#17

“We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.”
― will rogers

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#18

“Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.”
― Will Rogers

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#19

“Don't let yesterday take up too much of today”
― Will Rogers

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#20

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”
― Will Rogers

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#21

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
― Will Rogers

tags: men-and-women

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#22

“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”
― Will Rogers

tags: happiness, life-management

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#23

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

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#24

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

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#25

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: humor, mankind, people

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#26

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

tags: books, health, humor, misattributed-mark-twain, misprints

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#27

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational

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#28

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, words

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#29

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

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#30

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
― Maurice Switzer, Mrs. Goose, Her Book

tags: misattributed-to-abraham-lincoln, misattributed-to-mark-twain, remaining-silent, wisdom

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#31

“Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
― C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

tags: friendship

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