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“Life is short. Read good books only.”
― Marin Darmonkow

tags: books, life

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#2

“Never play leapfrog with unicorns.”
― My grandfather

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“Books are the most loyal friends - they will never stab you in the back.”
― Marin Darmonkow

tags: back, books, friend, loyal, loyalty-quotes

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#4

“The world would be a different place if Adam was allergic to apples.”
― Marin Darmonkow

tags: adam, allergic-reactions, apples, world

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#5

“Parenting would be an absolute pleasure if kids were not around.”
― Marin Darmonkow

tags: children, kids, kids-humor, parenting, pleasure

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#6

“I dream to add HU to MAN.”
― Marin Damonkow

tags: dream, human, man

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#7

“Why so little difference between FACES and FECES?”
― Marin .

tags: difference, faces, feces, humor

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#8

“Are condoms methods of birth control or weapons of mass destruction?”
― Marin .

tags: birth-control, condoms, humor, humorous-quotes, mass-destruction-weapons

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“Your bank will tell you the amount of money you have. Your life will never tell you the amount of time you have.”
― Marin Darmonkow

tags: amount, bank, life, money, time

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#10

“Every evening the duo gradually elevated themselves from the podium, dismissing gravity.”
― Marin ., Art

tags: artists-life, autism, circus, dream, inspirational, magic, magical, performance-art, teddy-bear

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