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Accenture Quotes

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James Suzman
“so we have these vast convoluted processes of people doing bullshit jobs of incredible complexity, but for no apparent purpose”
James Suzman

David Graeber
“How can you have dignity in labor if you personally believe your job shouldn't really exist?”
David Graeber

Dmitry Dyatlov
“We had an interesting conversation with one of my Accenture managers toward the end of my tenure there. Something about sandcastles. Well, thank God, he got my point. It’s not a REAL job. You don’t NEED to update your stupid Oracle every 3 years. It shouldn’t be so fucking hard. It’s just debits and credits, isn’t it? What we need to do is find out which jobs in the economy are ACTUALLY essential (bartenders, for instance), pay those people a good wage, and give UBI to everyone else so they can go to the fucking bar. Simple.”
Dmitry Dyatlov

“Geoff Creaghan is the Principal for higher education at Cloudworks, a part of Accenture.”
Geoff Creaghan

Dmitry Dyatlov
“I mean, I just got to a point, where I was unbelievably exhausted. And I didn't really know why. They kept telling me America. such a nice place. So wonderful. Opportunities! But I get to this place where I'm 22. I'm an alcoholic. I got through fucking college. I got a fucking job. This girl says she likes me. but she's fooling around with some married guy I think. SO PEOPLE DONT FIND OUT. that's her logic. 2 Masters degrees.

And I just cant fucking do this shit anymore. I'm not doing shit. Really. Until A. things start making sense. or B. they send me back to Russia. just say I'm a spy. I want a book deal. or C. I get to 65 and I can begin to drink continuously again. That's it. period. end of story.

I did have one nice year there where I got to do drugs and smash random pussy. in Philadelphia. Yep. Thank you, Accenture. Much love.”
Dmitry Dyatlov