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“She ripped the wild bun down from the crown of her head, and then brushed her long hair with her fingers. I couldn’t stop staring while she rewrapped it and tied it back again. I imagined that this was what she looked like in the morning, and then had to think about the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan to keep my dick from getting hard.”
― Jamie McGuire, Walking Disaster

“I've been asked sometimes if it's be true that there is no speed limit on the german Autobahn, and if you can really go as fast as you want.

Yes, there is no speed limit. But you can not only go as fast as you want: You can even go as fast as your car is able to!!!”
― Vivian Schey