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“You should have tried the eggplant parmesan she tried to hoist on me at the church bake sale. No wonder her children turned to Satan. He probably showed up as an angel of light and promised them a decent meal.”
― Kathy Hepinstall, The Book of Polly

“Once again, there was a terrorist attack inside my mouth.”
― Namekojirushi, I Saved Too Many Girls and Caused the Apocalypse: Volume 2