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“If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke.”
― Andrew Barger, The Divine Dantes: Cruising in Paradise

“There is never a bad joke, it's addressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!”��”
― Ramana Pemmaraju

“[P]hilosophy is one subject and ... progress in one place depends on the resolution of issues that lie elsewhere. One is led eventually into almost all other areas and questions. This is certainly true of the work of the great philosophers of the past. Against that high standard, the current professional fixation on distinct 'fields' or areas of academic 'specialization' and 'competence' looks like no more than a bad joke.”
― Barry Stroud

“Age has finally crept up on a man when he develops an interest in lame jokes, comfortable cardigans and uncoordinated dancing.”
― Stewart Stafford

“At times I want to scream, scream at this illogical shit, at this wanton terror! Every comedy seems to end as a bad joke, no actually it ends as a horror story! An illogical one at that!”
― Ryan Gelpke, Peruvian Nights

“Hey stranger, did the committee decide to hold this thing on the moon, and you're calling me to tell me to get my space suit ready?"
I cough as the beer I'm drinking goes down my windpipe.
"Mason, are you alright? I wasn't trying to kill you with my bad joke.”
― Abby Greyson, Never Fall For Your Brother's Best Friend