Bad Santa Quotes
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“In addition to the smells of mince and pumpkin pies, the Sage and onions of turkey stuffing, another aroma floated in the air, the very essence of Santa Claus.
Years later, when I was grown up, I still remembered that marvelous fragrance and recognized it as Scotch whisky.”
― The Gawgon and the Boy
Years later, when I was grown up, I still remembered that marvelous fragrance and recognized it as Scotch whisky.”
― The Gawgon and the Boy

“One Christmas Eve in my childhood, my dad asked if I wanted to leave alcohol out for Santa. I agreed but said to only leave a little as I was afraid I'd wake up on Christmas morning and see Santa drunkenly circling over our house in his sleigh.”
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