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“Lavoisier's wife surely could have used a barf emoji, had she ever looked up the origin of 'helpmeet' and shared it with Charlotte Corday.

Lavoisier's wife's text: Can you even f**king believe this s**t? (Barf emoji here)

Lavoisier's wife's text back from bff Corday: OMG OF COURSE GENESIS, WTF”
― Amber Sparks, And I Do Not Forgive You: Stories & Other Revenges