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“Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the considerable wealth they had amassed in the shipping business, they had a dream. They had a dream that one day amid the snowy hilltops of western North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity to a cheerleader in the woman's bathroom of a Waffle House just off the interstate. My parents have sacrificed so much for this dream! And that is why we must journey on, despite all trials and tribulations! Not for me and least of all for the poor cheerleader in question, but for my parents and indeed for all immigrants who came to his great nation in what they themselves could never have: CHEERLEADER SEX.”
― John Green, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances

“And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get out, and now you open the door and you have to explain, 'Oh! Listen, there's an odor in there and I didn't do it. It's bad.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

“Everyone wanted answers I wasn't ready to give.”
― Lucy Christopher, Stolen

“It's the smell of him in the bathroom, all I need to get ready for the day. Watching him get dressed, and the sound in the kitchen; a slow hum of a song and his movements, picking things to eat. The way I could observe him, for hours, just go on with his day 鈥� or as he sleeps 鈥� simply breathing in and out, in and out, and it's like the hymn that sings me to peace.
I know the world is still out there and I know I'm not yet friendly to its pace, but as long as I know him with me, here, there, somewhere 鈥� us 鈥� I know I have a chance.”
― Charlotte Eriksson

“I have notes in my bathroom, yellow notes, and I stick 'em on the mirror, things that happened that were uplifting boosters for me. Notes that say, "Today is special, make today count." And then I have one note on the mirror in the middle that says, "Look at the other notes.”
― Burt Bacharach

“Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub?”
― Shelly Crane, Consume

“If ... you are looking for a large dose of truth with some all too human foibles and faults and long nights of coffee drenched brains and frequent trips to the bathroom then this book is for you.”
― Leviak B. Kelly, Religion: The Ultimate STD: Living a Spiritual Life without Dogmatics or Cultural Destruction

“Then came the time for the evening visit to the toilet, for which, in all likelihood, you had waited, all atremble, all day. How relieved, how eased, the whole world suddenly became! How the great questions all simplified themselves at the same instant---did you feel it?”
― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago 1918鈥�1956

“There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:
1. Can I please go to the bathroom?
2. Where is the bathroom?
3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?
4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks.”
― Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

“He looks at the bathtub, where I鈥檓 lounging like Cleo-fucking-patra. He looks at the bubbles surrounding my body like a fluffy white cloud. And then he looks at Winston. 鈥淒ude,鈥� I blurt out. 鈥淚t鈥檚 not what it looks like.鈥� 鈥淣ope, nope, nope, I don鈥檛 want to know!鈥� Logan throws his hands in the air and starts backing toward the door as if he accidentally walked into a lion鈥檚 den. He halts. Snatches his pants off the rack. Continues backing away. His eyes once again focus on the pink dildo two inches from my hand. I try again. 鈥淚 promise you, it鈥檚 not鈥斺€� 鈥淚 don鈥檛 want to know.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Score

“Items from the bathroom should not be moved to or stored in any other part of the house except for a place designated for storage. And even then, the bathroom item should be cleaned before stored.”
― Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr, The Wealth Reference Guide: An American Classic

“That was the best time I've had in that bathroom since I started school.”
― Eve Bunting, Sixth-grade Sleepover

“There is a thumping silence, and the light of the one lamp across the wet tiled floor seems conscious that it will illuminate this and many other atrocities, just as it will go on shining through days and months of sudden speechless lusts, and all the intervening hours of silent emptiness.”
― Alan Hollinghurst, The Swimming-Pool Library

“Like most women, I鈥檝e spent far too much time shuffling around this mortal coil looking for non-horror-show toilets. Few of my male counterparts partake of this quest. Instead, with the cheerful insouciance of Labrador puppies, they regard the earth as their urinal.”
― Gina Barreca

“Everything about the whimsical inn inspired curiosity instead of fear. In a third-floor bathing room, Evangeline found the most delightful copper tub, reminiscent of the clock in the hall. It had lovely jewelled handles and a faucet that could pout out different-coloured waters in a variety of scents:

Pink honeysuckle.
Lavender rose.
Green pine needle.
Silver rain.

She'd mixed the rain and honeysuckle, and now she smelled like a sweet and stormy day.”
― Stephanie Garber, The Ballad of Never After

“Then let鈥檚 rock and roll!鈥� she said. 鈥淏ut first, I鈥檝e got a bladder full of passion fruit lemonade that needs a download, and I warn y鈥檃ll, the walls in here are real thin. You might want to go outside.”
― Grady Hendrix, How to Sell a Haunted House

“[U]sing the bathroom in space is a decent metaphor for life in general: it's awkward, it takes courage and practice, and it gets a little easier if you can learn something and laugh about it.”
― Kiona N. Smith, Peeing and Pooping in Space: A 100% Factual Illustrated History

“We all know that history is personal, so here is my brief 鈥淎utobiography by Bathroom.鈥�
I鈥檝e titled it 鈥淭o Pee or Not to Pee.鈥� Not to get all Shakespearean or anything, but the process does involve shocks that flesh is heir to, the baring of bodkins, swearing, and what can feel like a sea of troubles.”
― Gina Barreca

“India鈥檚 latest latrine triumph will improve the lives of many of its citizens. Given what else has been going on in the rest of the world, any reports of currently 鈥渄efecation-free鈥� zones, literal or metaphorical, are welcome.”
― Gina Barreca

“Looking for your belongings far away from the vicinity of your bath place is to pinch trouble.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“Even if you have tens of cars, you will always trek to your bathroom. And you cannot drive into your bed.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“(Yes, of course gods go to the bathroom. Um...at least I think...You know what? Let's just move along.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

“Take as much as long shower you need to think clearer. Many times, we get our best idea inside the restroom.”
― Sarvesh Jain

“A bathroom in good condition will raise the value of the house. Therefore, our renovation experts have enlisted some top reasons why you need bathroom renovation.”
― ASASA Construction

“The bathroom and the laundry room may be humble, utilitarian spaces, but let me point out a simple fact you may have overlooked: they can also be noble places.
If you're cleaning yourself and attending to your own grooming regularly, you're making an effort to present yourself well to the world.
If you're taking the time to relax in a bubble bath periodically, you're recognizing that life is not all about activity and achievement and that there are suitable times to de-stress and meditate.
If you're monitoring your weight on a scale or taking vitamin supplements kept in your bathroom, you're pursuing the value of health.
If you're storing medical supplies that you can grab when a child wakes up sick in the night, you're prepared to bring relief.
If you're bathing an infant, or perhaps a disabled spouse or elderly parent, you're giving comfort while serving a basic human need.
If you're teaching and modeling a simple approach to health and beauty for your kids, you're helping to start them out well in life.
If you're going through the routine of washing your family's clothes week in and week out, they may not thank you but they owe you.
Let me say it: thank you for caring and thank you for making the most of these spaces in your house by keeping them tidy and uncluttered.”
― Joshua Becker, The Minimalist Home: A Room-by-Room Guide to a Decluttered, Refocused Life

“Researching solar radiation would have me running to the bathroom with severe intestinal pains and diarrhea!”
― Steven Magee, Magee鈥檚 Disease

“Everything about the whimsical inn inspired curiosity instead of fear. In a third-floor bathing room, Evangeline found the most delightful copper tub, reminiscent of the clock in the hall. It had lovely jewelled handles and a faucet that could pour out different-coloured waters in a variety of scents:

Pink honeysuckle.
Lavender rose.
Green pine needle.
Silver rain.

She'd mixed the rain and honeysuckle, and now she smelled like a sweet and stormy day.”
― Stephanie Garber, The Ballad of Never After

“During this stage of analysis, patients often dream, for example, that for the first time they are finally able to bring themselves to close the bathroom door. It becomes clear that they never would have dared to do this during puberty and that the father was always free to enter the bathroom whenever he pleased. To shut oneself in would have been a sign of a lack of trust and would have meant offending him.”
― Alice Miller

“[T]he bathroom was gender-neutral. It depicted a variety of people icons with these words underneath: WE DON'T CARE. JUST PEE NEATLY.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Break the Universe

“The first room I entered was a magnificent bathing room tiled in river stones, with a full bath one stepped down into, like something from Roman times. This was steaming and honeysuckle-scented, and I availed myself of it with pleasure, using up two of the leaf-shaped soaps on my disheveled hair before continuing my search.”
― Heather Fawcett, Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales