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“New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.”
― Bill Maher

“She wore a loose bathrobe that covered up a body that would have won first prize in a beauty contest for cement blocks.....She had a voice that made pearl harbour sound like a lullaby.”
― Richard Brautigan, در رؤیای بابل

“We are all in the middle of nature beauty contest.”
― Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

“Beauty is in the eye of the jury.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“It was apparent that the ladies vying to be Miss Colombia had to first go through a stringent competition of poise, talent, and debate on who had the best abs and biggest breasts to win the right to represent their department. They received lots of cheers from the crowds—and lots of open stares from all the police guarding the boulevard.”
― Bryanna Plog, Misspelled Paradise: A Year in a Reinvented Colombia

“Look around during elections and you will realize that it is almost, if already isn’t, like a beauty contest.”
― DON SANTO