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“I'm sorry about these two," Mike told the waitress. "Just so you know, I'll be embarrassed with you."
"It's just that we haven't seen each other since summmer camp," Becky said.
"And we'd formed such a bond playing wily tricks on our camp counselors," Felix said.
"Remember how you replaced Miss Pepper's shampoo with liquid Jell-O and turned her hair green?"
"It was sheer genius when you stretched cling film over all the toilet seats."
"Oh." The waitress turned to Mike, as if to address the only sane member of the group. "So, are ya'll ready to eat now, or are you waiting for your date to arrive?"
Mike played with the menu. "Actually, she's my date."
"These are my two husbands," Becky said. "We're from Utah. You know, Mormom.”
― Shannon Hale, The Actor and the Housewife

“I need good coffee!" I say in horror. "It's my only luxury!"

I can't live with my parents and drink bad coffee. It's not humanly possible.

Becky talking about cutting back with her parents.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Mini Shopaholic

“I could still feel the echo of his hand on mine.”
― I.W. Gregorio, None of the Above

“If you really loved her, you'd kiss her tears and bumps and bruises the same way you kiss her lips. You'd stand by her side when she's at her absolute worsts and doesn't think she deserves it. Real love is hard and messy and painful. Real love is sticking around when the ugly parts make you want to run away.”
― Julie Ann Walker, Fuel for Fire

“Becky . . .鈥� Luke looks at me carefully. 鈥淗ave you ever been on a horse in your life?鈥�
鈥淵es! Of course I have!鈥�
Once. When I was ten. And I fell off.
But I probably wasn鈥檛 concentrating or something.
鈥淛ust be careful, won鈥檛 you?鈥� he says. 鈥淚鈥檓 not quite ready to become a widower.”
― Sophie Kinsella

“Karens have a best friend - Becky. She's the one who goes with them to talk to the manager and backs them up and remains silent when she calls the cops on black guys she sees in her area. Becky is Karen's tag-team partner and an enabler. Don't be a Becky.”
― Stewart Stafford

“We've a bond, haven't we, Goaty? Fellow victims. Partners in survival. Though God knows what my mum will say If I try and take him home...”
― Kate Cann, Consumed

“No one told me holy water had chlorine in it.”
― Melanie Fair, Wolves Among Sheep

“Would she cry, and wish that she had the right to put her arms around his neck and comfort him?”
― Mark Twain, Adventures of Tom Sawyer

“How fairylike does everything appear to her enchanted vision!”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

“No somos nosotros a quienes ponen a prueba.”
― Robinson Wells

“When it comes to love, there's no weakness in forgiveness”
― Julie Ann Walker, Fuel for Fire