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“I鈥檓 about to take a shower because I smell like an all-nighter, then I think I鈥檒l take a bath so I can have a faucet orgasm. After all, I didn鈥檛 get any last night. A faucet orgasm is pretty much the same principle as a bidet orgasm except upside-down. When we were growing up we had bidets in all the bathrooms and when I was about ten I accidentally discovered one of the things they were good for. After that I used to spend hours on the damn thing. This dump we rent doesn鈥檛 have a bidet so I have to get in the tub and slide up toward the front, running my legs up the wall on either side of the faucet. Turn on the warm water and smile. Actually, you鈥檝e got to get the water temperature just right first or you could really be in for a nasty shock. I鈥檝e made that mistake a few times. This time I get it just right and I come three times before I get around to actually taking a bath.”
― Jay McInerney, Story of My Life

“Music is our bidet, man.”
― Tim Hensley, Wally Gropius

“The French solved the problem of toilet paper shortages a long time ago and called it the 鈥楤idet鈥�.”
― Steven Magee