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“He sat looking at it with his eyes protruding in the manner popularized by snails, looking like something stuffed by a taxidermist who had learned his job from a correspondence course and had only got as far as lesson three.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Plum Pie

“I believe that old boy over by the window has been dead three days, but I don't like to mention it to anyone.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Inimitable Jeeves

“You know, with the most charitable feelings towards him, there are moments when you can't help thinking that young Bingo ought to be in some sort of a home.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Inimitable Jeeves

“Jeeves tells me you want to talk to me about something,' I said.

'Eh?' said Bingo, with a start. 'Oh yes, yes. Yes.'

I waited for him to unleash the topic of the day, but he didn't seem to want to get along. Conversation languished. He stared straight ahead of him in a glassy sort of manner.

'I say, Bertie,' he said, after a pause of about an hour and a quarter.

'Hallo!'

'Do you like the name Mabel?'

'No.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Inimitable Jeeves