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“One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.”
― Victor Borge

“(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?”
― Victor Borge

“I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.”
― Victor Borge

“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
― Victor Borge

“(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?”
― Victor Borge

“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.”
― Victor Borge