Bumper Sticker Quotes
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“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
― The Slumber of Christianity: Awakening a Passion for Heaven on Earth
― The Slumber of Christianity: Awakening a Passion for Heaven on Earth

“ If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.
--BUMPER STICKER”
― Fifth Grave Past the Light
the least we can do is be entertaining.
--BUMPER STICKER”
― Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?”
― Apathy and Other Small Victories
― Apathy and Other Small Victories

“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the choice was to keep me.”
― If I Stay
― If I Stay

“The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You’re standing in Christ’s spot.”
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“Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.”
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“One final thought. In the years leading up to my trial, whenever I was caught in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the highway leading to my cottage, creeping along behind a battered, rust eaten pick-up truck with a sticker on its rear bumper that read JESUS SAVES, I used to think don't count on it, buster. Now I am no longer sure.”
― Barney's Version
― Barney's Version

“God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.
--BUMPER STICKER”
― The Trouble with Twelfth Grave
--BUMPER STICKER”
― The Trouble with Twelfth Grave

“Hell has no exits. Put that on a bumper sticker! It has no parolees either.”
― The Main Thing...Is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing
― The Main Thing...Is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing
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