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Burping Quotes

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Gillian Flynn
“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she鈥檚 hosting the world鈥檚 biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don鈥檛 mind, I鈥檓 the Cool Girl.”
Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

David Eddings
“Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn鈥檛 agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up."

"That鈥檚 absurd," Keselo said, trying not to laugh.

"If you鈥檝e got a better theory, I鈥檇 be happy to hear it," Red-Beard said mildly. "Anyway, a burp isn鈥檛 anything but air that boils up out of a man鈥檚 stomach, so Father Earth鈥檚 mountains have chunks of empty air in the middle of them鈥攂urps that didn鈥檛 quite manage to make it to the surface, you understand.”
David Eddings, The Elder Gods