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“Then Grover had a brilliant, totally Grover-like idea.
“Burrito fight!�� he yelled, and flung his Guacamole Grande at the nearest skeleton.

“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it’s right up there with grenades and cannonballs.�� (The Titan’s Curse - chapter 14, page 216)”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“A cigarette is just rolled up leaves, which makes it a smokable salad burrito. That makes the golfer John Daly a health advocate.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it’s a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it’s a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it’s a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So here the monkeys were, poking the shiny box and making guesses about what it did.”
― James S.A. Corey, Abaddon’s Gate

“A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.”
― Lisi Harrison, Monster High

“Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did not mention going to her parent’s house at all. She had only said, “Hop in Jane, we’re getting burritos.�� Blinded by my affection for burritos, I jumped into the car like an unwitting pig on its way to a slaughterhouse.”
― Emily Austin