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“People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.”
― George Carlin

“Fuck the drug war. Dropping acid was a profound turning point for me, a seminal experience. I make no apologies for it. More people should do acid. It should be sold over the counter.”
― George Carlin, Last Words

“Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there鈥檚 a supreme being? There鈥檚 no proof of it. There鈥檚 no harm in saying you鈥檙e an atheist. It doesn't mean you treat people any differently. I live by the Golden Rule to do unto others, as you'd want to be treated.

I just simply don't believe in religion, and I don鈥檛 believe necessarily that there鈥檚 a supreme being that watches over all of us. I follow the teachings of George Carlin. George said he worshipped the sun. He was a fellow atheist. I鈥檓 in good company 鈥� Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Charles Darwin. It鈥檚 not like I鈥檓 not with good company and intelligent people. There have been some good, intelligent atheists who have lived in the world.”
― Jesse Ventura

“Why do so many people need help?! Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What鈥檚 the fucking mystery?!”
― George Carlin

“What does the Red Queen want, then?" Kelsea had asked Carlin. She had no interest in maps and wanted to wrap up the lesson.
"What conquerors always want, Kelsea: everything, with no end in sight.”
― Erika Johansen, The Queen of the Tearling

“My interest in 鈥渋ssues鈥� is merely to point out how badly we鈥檙e doing, not to suggest a way we might do better. Don鈥檛 confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest in low they 鈥渙ught to be.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings