Cat Humor Quotes
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“Well. I am not afraid. But to protect you, Katerina, I will be discreet." Plain Kate considered a cat's idea of discretion, and was frightened.”
― Plain Kate
― Plain Kate

“As soon as I open this door, I'll be free. FREE! No more goofy cats screaming in my face and eating my shoes. No more biting and scratching and chasing me down the street. Outside this door is a big, wonderful world where goofy cats don't turn into furry whirlwinds that hit me on the head with a spatula. And soon I will be a part of that world once again!”
― Bad Kitty vs Uncle Murray: The Uproar at the Front Door
― Bad Kitty vs Uncle Murray: The Uproar at the Front Door

“She set the tray down on the table in the sitting area -- which instantly perked up Galahad's ears.
Roarke simply pointed a warning finger that had the cat shooting up a leg to wash as if a morning ablution had been his only intention.”
― Obsession in Death
Roarke simply pointed a warning finger that had the cat shooting up a leg to wash as if a morning ablution had been his only intention.”
― Obsession in Death

“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.”
― Splendid Summer
― Splendid Summer

“Roarke pointed a finger at Galahad who'd begun his crouch toward the berries. The cat turned his head toward the screen as if suddenly enraptured by the financial new.”
― Indulgence in Death
― Indulgence in Death

“Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?”
― Lost Cat: A True Story of Love, Desperation, and GPS Technology
― Lost Cat: A True Story of Love, Desperation, and GPS Technology

“Never in a million years did she expect to be doing her first real mission with Agent Ace Knight, the number one spy in history!”
― Kat Doggers: Superspy: Book 1 of the Kat Doggers Series
― Kat Doggers: Superspy: Book 1 of the Kat Doggers Series
“How else would you be able to talk, kitten-cat, if you were not thinking, hmmm?' said George to his charge.
But it was Francois...who answered:
...'Ah oui...but there are a lot of two-legs [people] who do not think very much at all but who always seem to do most of the talking.'" (p124)”
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But it was Francois...who answered:
...'Ah oui...but there are a lot of two-legs [people] who do not think very much at all but who always seem to do most of the talking.'" (p124)”
―

“The most evident life was cats, for cats refused to comply with instructions in the best of times, and they saw to their own safety faster than the ordinary human narcissist could blink.”
― The Brides of Maracoor
― The Brides of Maracoor

“Many people kennel train their dogs when they first take them home. Many people don’t carrier train their cats. They shove their cat into a carrier, have the cat panicking in the carrier, and then expect their vet to deal with the cat that’s fighting tooth and nail (pun intended). There needs to be a shift in mentality regarding cats and their carriers. Cats can be trained, and they can benefit from the safety and comfort of their carriers too.”
― The Ins and Outs of Cat Carriers: A Veterinarian's Guide to Cat Carriers
― The Ins and Outs of Cat Carriers: A Veterinarian's Guide to Cat Carriers
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