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“You should make her call you ‘Miss Georgina,’�� added Hugh with a mocking southern drawl. “Or at least ‘ma’am.’��
Niphon’s presence and Jerome’s lecture had put me in a grouchy mood. “I’m not doing any mentoring. She’s so gungho to take on the world’s male population, she doesn’t even need me.��
The three men exchanged more smirks. Cody made some hissing and meowing sounds, scratching at the air.
"This isn’t funny,�� I said.
"Sure it is,�� said Cody.”
― Richelle Mead, Succubus Dreams

“The buzzing was like the eager purr of a muscle car that had just been started, but left in neutral. That was another of Cody’s metaphors for it; I’d said the sensation felt like an unbalanced washing machine filled with a hundred epileptic chimpanzees. Pretty proud of that one.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Steelheart

“Doug returned five minutes later and shook his head. "Sorry kid. She's single, but she doesn't think you're her type. She's into the Goth and vampire scene. You're too mainstream for her." I was sipping a glass of water and nearly choked on it.
"That," said Peter, as soon as Doug was gone, "is what we call irony."
"How is that possible?" exclaimed Cody. "I am a vampire. I should be exactly what she wants."
"Yeah, but you don't look like one," I said. If Gabrielle had been a Trekkie, he might have had a shot tonight.”
― Richelle Mead, Succubus Shadows

“Holy fudge tits.”
― Sidney Bristol

“[High angel] Carter's fucked-up sense of humor in action.'


[The angel] Lucinda flushed deep crimson. 'How can you use such language so carelessly? You sound like you're… like you're in a locker room!"


I smoothed down my tank top. 'No way. I'd never wear this in a locker room.'


'Yeah, it isn't even in school colors,' said Peter.


I couldn't resist toying with the guardian. 'If i were in a locker room, i'd probably have on a short cheerleader skirt. And no underwear.'


Peter continued playing off me. 'And you'd do that one cheer, right? The one with your hands splayed against the shower wall and ass sticking out?'


'That's me,' i agreed. 'Always ready to take one for the team.'


Even Cody[, the other vampire] flushed at our crassness. Lucinda was practically purple.


'You–you two have no sense of decency! None at all.”
― Richelle Mead, Succubus Blues

“...Cody is furiously explaining to his little son Tim 'Never let the right hand know what your left hand is doing'...

Page 100.”
― Jack Kerouac, Big Sur

“Watch out for púcas as you travel, lad,�� Cody said, shaking my hand. “Could be imitating anything out there.��
“Once again,�� Tia said as she settled into the seat in front of me, “those are from Irish mythology, you nitwit.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Firefight

“Cody throws an arm around my shoulders, nearly knocking me off my stool. "Come on, lightweight. I'll take you home."

I shove his arm off me. "I don't put out on the first date."

A laugh that's half snort, half giggle falls from Shyann's lips and seems to catch her by surprise.

"After all those beers I bought you?" Cody feigns insult. "You're a lousy date.”
― J.B. Salsbury, Split