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“Yeah, it's terrible really. Little fucking minions in there hacking away with their teeny individual pick axes, tearing away the lining of my uterus piece by piece, basking in glory every time I let out a little cry of pain.”
― Laurel Ulen Curtis, A is for Alpha Male

“And then, to cap things off, I got wicked cramps and my period started... I guess my body decided that since I already felt crappy, why not throw some nice uterus-agony on top of everything?”
― Mimi Strong, Blind Date Teddy Bear

“What wouldn't we give to exchange our monthly cramps for the occasional kick in the balls?”
― Nina Brochmann, The Wonder Down Under: A User's Guide to the Vagina

“When you are old. Everything you do becomes an exercise.”
― De philosopher DJ Kyos

“Plug your ears, close your eyes, and hold your breath boys! Being a woman is cramping my style.”
― TK Ambers